Raul Meireles

[RobbieOR]

Banned for 11 games for spitting at a referee apparently.

 

Hilarious.

[Walton Park]

Fucking crab and to think people think we miss crabs like him.

Shithouse with a bit of ability but ultimately shit.

 

Goodnight!

[Guest LFD]

I liked Meireles.

 

Thought he was a good player for us.

[xerxes]

Banned for 11 games for spitting at a referee apparently.

 

Hilarious.

 

You have to laugh...........................................

[Strontium]

Always said he was a great gobs to gobs midfielder.

[RobbieOR]

Fucking crab and to think people think we miss crabs like him.

Shithouse with a bit of ability but ultimately shit.

 

Goodnight!

 

*Sets watch*

 

*sits down, waits for Code to come in and say we'd have finished 3rd with him in the side*

[loadsoftrophies]

Bet he got most of it over his own chin, like his tackles he always came off worse.

[amli]

[Fugitive]

He is also meant to have called the ref gay. He has come out and defended himself with the 'I've got loads of gay friends' line and also said how could he accuse anyone of being gay with some of the haircuts he's had!!!

[brucespanner]

Shit Travis Bickle look-e-likie cunt.

[spider-neil]

Okay, am I the only one that was reminded of this guys existance only because of this thread?

[Hand Shandy]

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Code has a little shrine to Raul set up in the corner of his bedroom, and kisses a picture of his baldy head every night before going to sleep.

 

It's quite sweet in a scary Norwegian stalker kind of way...

[Code]

Best midfielder we have had since Alonso, those who dont appreciate meireles knows fuck all about football.

[Hand Shandy]

And right on cue...

[Anubis]

....those who dont appreciate meireles knows fuck all....

 

Lean muscles, covered in tattoos, and always look as though they've been massaged in baby oil in topless photos. Code knows what he likes in his footballers.

[Fugitive]

Code knows what he likes in his footballers.

 

His cock?

[fowler9]

Meireles is so good he gets sold every season......

[Code]

Meireles 10/11 stats:

Games: 32+1 (33)

Goals: 5

Assists: 5

Key passes pr game: 2 pr game - 66 key passes

Shots pr game: 1,9 pr game - 62 shots

Disposessed pr game: 0.9 pr game - 31 times

 

Tackles pr game: 2,4 pr game - 79 tackles

Interceptions: 2,1 pr game - 68 interceptions

Fouls pr game: 0,8 pr game - 27 fouls

Dribbled by other teams player: 1,1 pr game - 37 times

 

Rating: 7,18

 

Just for fun lets compare him with everyones darling this season, Joe Allen.

 

 

Allen 12/13 stats:

Games: 17

Goals: 0

Assists: 0

Key passes pr game: 1 pr game - 17 key passes

Shots pr game: 0,4 pr game - 6 shots

Disposessed pr game: 1.1 pr game - 18 times

 

Tackles pr game: 2,4 pr game - 41 tackles

Interceptions: 2,1 pr game - 36 interceptions

Fouls pr game: 1,2 pr game - 20 fouls

Dribbled by other teams player: 1,5 pr game - times25

 

Rating: 6,71

 

 

Again, people who did not appreciate meireles as the superb player he was knows fuck all about football.

 

Especially not if they at the same time try to laud Joe Allen.

[llego]

Didnt even realize he was sold to Turkey, the place footballers go to die...

 

Exhibit A, Quaresma

Exhibit B, Milan Baros

[El Rojo]

He was a decent option but Kenny clearly didn't rate him.

 

Sadly, he'd still improve us.

[Code]

He was a decent option but Kenny clearly didn't rate him.

 

Sadly, he'd still improve us.

 

The one major mistake Kenny did last season, if he had kept Meireles he would have kept his job.

[llego]

Haha. Ace. Sometimes clicking on "View Post" next to Code's name is like opening a hilarious fortune cookie.

 

Of course, sometimes its like opening a used diaper.

[Hand Shandy]

And he's off!

[fowler9]

The one major mistake Kenny did last season.

 

 

if he had kept Meireles he would have kept his job.

 

I'm not sure which part of that statement is the most ridiculous, would you perhaps care to explain if Meireles is so good why he has been happily sold off by his club each of the last 3 seasons?

[No2]

Softest hardman I can remember playing for the club. In Kenny's first game he bottled a tackle that resulted in Gerrard being sent off, half an hour into Kenny's reign and already his number was up. Soft cunt is only missed by gays.