If you were going to get Patrik Berger to boot the ball at someone's head

[Faustus]

Richard Madeley.

[Captain]

A clean hit on the nose of Mr. Ferguson would be my choice.

[Barzini]

Lenny Henry

[DPW]

Jessica Ennis.

 

Then I swoop in and save her.

 

Her hero.

[Lario]

Garth fucking Crooks.

[Captain Turdseye]

I don't get the Fred haters. I love the way he finishes the weather by saying "Sleep well, you deserve it."

 

Leg.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone who works in Starbucks or for that matter sits outside.

[Section_31]

I don't get the Fred haters. I love the way he finishes the weather by saying "Sleep well, you deserve it."

 

Leg.

 

Agreed, I can't help but admire anyone who's forged a career doing so little.

 

Whacks a 'mad' jumper on, drives to Buxton, eats an Eccles cake and tells you it's going to rain, 200k a year - that'll do nicely.

[jon lad]

gok wan. "Oh yeah-you go girlfr"... booooof!! hahahahahahaha

[Skidfingers McGonical]

John fucking Inverdale.

 

The stumpy Arnie/Bruce Banner got stuck in the middle of a change into the Hulk looking twat

[The Flâneur]

Batman, or any other girly meff who whines over losing a bird for longer than four months, but especially Batman.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

I forgot to add Christopher Biggins as well.

[s(k)aturation]

The good times never end on the ff! Wooo

 

Speaking of good times, have you thought of casting the net wider on the answer to your thread question, Section?

 

Anyone who's down, for instance?

 

As we were told at school, it's much easier to kick at someone who's down. :thumbup:

 

Although from memory, Riise was better at keeping a piledriver along the floor than Patrik, n'est-ce pas?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone who works in Tesco, "would you like a bag ?" no thanks i'm going to carry it all under my foreskin.

[LFC64]

John fucking Inverdale.

 

The stumpy Arnie/Bruce Banner got stuck in the middle of a change into the Hulk looking twat

 

Ha ! Never saw him in mid-hulk transformation until now but it's true!

[Dr.Filth]

Gotta be John Leach from the Widnes car centre for me. Cunt.

[Uncle_Meat]

Anyone familiar with the Trade Centre Wales adverts? "Tell 'em Trevor sent you?"

 

Yeah. Trevor. Fuck the ball. Just boot the annoying cunt right in the fizzog.

[nickjt]

I'd get Ruben sosa's Left foot to strike the ball at Danny Boyles head. Not because of the Olympics I thought he did an exceptional job but because he's shagging Rosario Dawson and it just doesn't seem right or fair.

 

Just googled her. The lucky twat.

 

Berger, Riise, Ruddock, Molby simultaneous shots!

[Preston Red]

Dave Whelan

[fowler9]

whoever it is that has decided not to offer Agger a new contract

[Wembley74]

whoever it is that has decided not to offer Agger a new contract

X 2 and put a spike on the ball for good measure.

[Total Longo]

Best FF thread for a long, long time.

 

And for the record, the pedantic traffic cop from Die Hard 2 : Die Harder. Intensely unlikeable.

[stringvest]

 

Agreed, I can't help but admire anyone who's forged a career doing so little.

 

Whacks a 'mad' jumper on, drives to Buxton, eats an Eccles cake and tells you it's going to rain, 200k a year - that'll do nicely.

 

I bet he gets about a quarter of that. If that. Oh, and Baroness Warsi.

[Captain Turdseye]

I bet he gets about a quarter of that.

 

He doesn't care, he's got the memories of bumming Jimmy Corkhill to see him happily through his old age.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Shia labeouf, he's a shit actor a very shit actor.

 

One direction, seriously all the music and bands this island creates and they're the fucking things that break the american market alongside the wanted. We get the society we deserve and fuck me we deserve shit it seems.