DPW

My word. That is spectacular.

Totz this

Sshh your talker.

Working his way back to form. Will dick all over the Mancs in midweek. Watch it.

I took up the option of a ST holiday for this season. Logged on today to renew and my ST has disappeared. Worst April fools gag evs. Contacted the club and they said try again in a few days. Hardly reassuring. Anyone else have this issue?

Deepest condolences to you and the family, Dave

Ha, it’s not sarcasm! Watched it loads. Soaked it all in. Made me proper proper lol

This is incredible lols

Manchester City - the thing that should not be.

I love your continued love for Suarez. Same mates, same. I miss him hard.

NV still rules

Geek pie, yeah? And scrambled egg in coffee, yeah? Check it.

The idiots are winning. Lols.

'Last and very much least. West Ham drew 0-0 at Villa on Monday night. I didn’t watch it and I don’t really care about anything that happened so I got nothin’ else for you I’m afraid.' Mega lols.

Aces man.