Tom Ross.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Once kicked a football into a basketball net from about 30 ft, while the ball was on the floor, first time, I was there, it happened, nothing but net. I quizzed him on it once and the amazing cunt didn't even recall it, wha'ya gunnado ??.

[Jim MM]

So what you're saying is that Tom Ross is David Blaines?

[Uncle_Meat]

He bummed my sister.

 

I don't even have a sister, but he still tapped her ass goodo.

[Xherdan]

He was probably too busy bumming some ladies to notice.

[Magic Sponge]

He shits enriched uranium.

[dave u]

I too was there when the basketball thing happened, it was in my parent's back garden. He just casually turned away and walked back into the house. Didn't celebrate it, as to him it was just routine. This is completely true and in no way embellished.

[Duff Man]

Leg.

[Pony Princess]

Tom Ross is actually an ostrich. His pics on facebook are just his stunt double.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Haha Dave know's, me and Dave had only be trying that shit for the previous 20 years, this was in smart shoes aswell, blind folded, ok he wasn't blindfolded. There's more strings to his bow than an elf army.

[Markmywords]

Some say his penchant for the bumming of sisters comes from the depths of childhood when he witnessed Action Man bumming Barbie over the A Team van bonnet...........

 

 

.........all we know is that he's Tom Ross

[chris71]

Once kicked a football into a basketball net from about 30 ft, while the ball was on the floor, first time, I was there, it happened, nothing but net. I quizzed him on it once and the amazing cunt didn't even recall it, wha'ya gunnado ??.

 

Legend has it that he back heeled it in, from the edge of the opposite 3pt zone,while necking Absinth and bumming everybody's sister's.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Tom r makes chuck norris jealous

[Sugar Ape]

Tom r makes chuck norris jealous

 

I'll have to know if Tom R can do this before I agree with your comment.

 

[Yerma'satexan!]

Tom Ross once bummed two girls at once, in a on-all-fours double decker position, in my flatemates bed, which later broke due to said buming. This is completely true and is in no way embellished.

[Lee909]

I heard that Ten years ago Tom Ross lead a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Leeds underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survive as a soldiers of fortune.

[Pony Princess]

Tom R called the Queen a 'mong' because her tiara looked shit. The royal guards stepped up to defend her honour but Her Majesty held them back and insisted he received a Knighthood for honesty.

[Trumo]

Tom R has seen Fuge's Ibiza pics.

[Captain Turdseye]

Tom Ross once bummed my sister so hard that her headboard actually crashed through the wall and into the next room. It still didn't stop him.

[Guest simon]

It is said that hes the only human able to send a bumming by text.

[rondeco]

Tom Ross once auditioned on X factor and Cheryl Cole subsequently left the show. As did Kylie's sister..

[Yerma'satexan!]

Tom Ross once auditioned on X factor and Cheryl Cole subsequently left the show. As did Kylie's sister..

 

Tom Ross did audition for X-Factor and sang a Sam Cooke Song, She Was Only 16, if I recall.

[Red Banjo]

Tom Ross is accredited with inventing bumming. Before a young Tom thrust his zephyr-like boner into a girls rear for the first time, it was just called backdoor. True story.

 

The girl in question is now in a wheelchair. Her family say she simply never recovered.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

He bummed a girl once who later confessed 'I'm an only child' so he did the right thing and bummed her mother, 9 months later the girl had a sister, Tom Ross inpregantes women through bumming. He went back 18 years later and bummed all three of them, twice.

[Magic Sponge]

The fact he hasn't shown up in this thread, speaks volumes.

 

Worra guy.