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Some people on twitter are saying it was even faster than that, others were trying for an hour or more with no joy. Madness.... I bet most of them were bought by scalpers who will flog them for £800 !

I know Paulie.... I was gutted when I saw the 'tour' dates.

2 tickets cost £165 (with the booking fee & sevice charge).

Well, I have managed to get tickets for Wembley !! Pretty expensive, but I think it's the last time I'll get to see them. Will be my 12th time, but I fuckin love them ! rock n roll, as they say.

I'm with Stig at The Apsley.

I would do a fuck in her fanny and her hairy anus.

----------Mig ------ Manquillo Skrtel Kolo Moreno ---- Gerrard Can---- Lallana ---------- Sterling ----- Borini------ ---------- Balotelli -----

Certainly brings tears to the eyes alright ! I pull the fuckers, shave the fuckers & I got some kind of contraption that 'trims' them. 2 days later the twats are sprouting again.

I'm with you on the specs, I need to wear them virtually all the time to watch the telly. Hair-wise, I'm the envy of my slap headed mates, but I'm slowly going grey. But the worst part is my nose hair growth..... nobody told me about that! And women over 30 are now more my bag...

Charges dropped due to "lack of evidence"..... he's considering legal action against the police.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap or what ! He's always been a bit of a loose cannon old Phil has. Lunatic.

Watching a certain sporting event last night..... I commented on my dislike for a particular player whose previous employers where managed by a foul mouthed whiskey nosed bad loser. Her - " oh... doesn't he play for them anymore then ... ?". Seriously. What goes on in their heads ?

Tom Jones - Green Green Grass Of Home . Me & Vlad are not old... we are experienced !

I would like to bum that blonde bird Catherine from Flog It and Bargain Hunt.

Kerry Katona - bucket fannied chip shop cunt Graham Norton - unfunny false laugh cunt Robbie Williams - monkey featured can't sing closet inhabiting cunt Lenny Henry - not funny since Tiswas cunt Gloria Hunniford - horrible false as fuck cunt Tim Lovejoy - talentless script hugging plastic cunt Patrick Kielty - unfunny Deeley shagging cunt Dale Winton - half hearted false cunt Louis Walsh - clueless closet living money for nothing Westlife cunt Christine Bleakley - cold as ice bag of bones cunt.

I'll try to do an AC/DC one. Walk All Over You Gone Shootin Up To My Neck In You Back In Black Shoot To Thrill Rock N Roll Train Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be Spellbound High Voltage ( Live) Riff Raff

My Albert Dock is extremely interested in these pictures.

I've probably 'tipped' a few gallons over those two the last few years. It wasn't water though..............

I would greatly enjoy putting my tongue up her bumhole whilst fondling her knockers.

I'm in.

She also has a hairy fanny. I'm in.

She is indeed a bucket fannied, spotty faced, false titted, monotoned voiced cunt. However, should the occasion arise...... I would bum her senseless. Then make her suck it clean.

I think we need a no nonsense, won't be bullied CB as a priority. I've heard of links with Caulker now Cardiff are down, but what's the reckoning on Shawcross? We need steel & aggresion, and that goes for a hard CM aswell.

I would lick her anus for hours non stop.

I would stick my finger up her hoop and never ever ever wash said finger again.