This Essex programme.

[The Golden Eel]

Some reasonable muff on this. I have to wtch it sometimes, and, yes, it's full of dingbats, but some decent muff.

[Strontium]

[Bjornebye]

I have no idea, but they're in Widnes - yes Widnes - in May.

The way they all glow you would assume they were from widnes

[Bjornebye]

She was on the telly the other day saying she has got or is getting rid of them. And with them her only bit of talent.

[Beansonafryup]

I've never watched any of this shite, towie, Chelsea etc however I am subjected to hundreds of photos and stories about the people in these programmes in the press. I can only hope that they all get incurable fanny cancer rot including the men, well if you can call them men.

[Boss]

Lauren Goodger, some trout faced slapper on that only way is Essex programme has got a clip circulating of her giving head to her ex boyfriend, she's whoring herself out in the media to drum up as much publicity as possible for the clip, there's claims that she actually leaked it herself. She's even giving an exclusive interview to that dirty rag, disgraceful scenes.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/lauren-goodger-calls-for-tougher-laws-on-revenge-porn-after-sex-tape-leaks-online-9631203.html

[Bjornebye]

My missus reckons its all bullshit and their isnt even a video.

 

 

[Anubis]

My missus reckons its all bullshit and their isnt even a video.

 

MANSLATOR translation:  Don't you dare go looking for it online, or I'll treat you as though you just fucked my best friend.

[The Golden Eel]

 

 

And so I said to 'im, "Ronny Koeey, darling, I'm off to Liverpool wif my boyz Adsy and Lamby and there ain't nuffin you can do about it girllfriend"

[Bjornebye]

MANSLATOR translation:  Don't you dare go looking for it online, or I'll treat you as though you just fucked my best friend.

 

She was looking for it herself! 

[Spy Bee]

I can't find it anywhere. What a fucking media slag!

[evv]

not seen it but apparently its ............. 6 seconds long!!

[Boss]

http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/81850-lauren-goodger-sex-tape/

 

Heres the link to the 6 second sex tape, NSFW obviously.

[Strontium]

Underwhelming, although I appreciate that she's working the shaft, it demonstrates a dedication to the art.

[Anubis]

Sbe still has her vest top on, though. Difficult to respect someone who isn't going to use cleavage massage as part of the experience.

[Bjornebye]

Looks quite decent to me actually. A lazy sunday morning nosh. Can't beat them. 

 

Not off her though the fucking munter. 

 

If only Tulisa got down like that. Fucking hardly any of the bellend in twat cunt. 

 

 

sorry for such profanities but fuck them. 

[Jay86]

Looks quite decent to me actually. A lazy sunday morning nosh. Can't beat them.

 

Not off her though the fucking munter.

 

If only Tulisa got down like that. Fucking hardly any of the bellend in twat cunt.

 

 

sorry for such profanities but fuck them.

To be fair I always thought she was a munter, that was until I saw the dirty bitch had a sex tape out, all 6 seconds of it! I've since seen her in a different light and actually quite like her!