This Essex programme.

[Carradona]

When?

[Section_31]

I have no idea, but they're in Widnes - yes Widnes - in May.

[Carradona]

This is my chance of fame.

[Ginny]

Any fit birds on it?

[Carradona]

[Carradona]

[Carradona]

 

[Carradona]

[Carradona]

I guess what I'm trying to say is: yes.

[Ginny]

Haha... Good man. I might actually start watching this. Seems interesting and thoise birds are boss!

[Lurtz]

Seems this show is yet another branch of the tree which sprouts an endless source of talentless, plastic looking, thick nobodies who'll no doubt be plastered all over the pages of your favourite red top rags and 'quality entertainment' reality shows. I despair. You'd think the dimwits in this country would learn after years of fucktards like Katie Price and Jade Goody.

[Carradona]

You are aware that you don't have to watch the shows that you don't want to watch?

 

Same goes for the papers.

 

Zeek is spot on.

[Lurtz]

Er, yes. Very aware. I'm also very aware that I'll spend the next christ knows how long listening to every dimwit and his dog rattling on about it. That's something I don't have a choice about.

 

And Zeek is spot on about what?

[RJ Fan club]

My missus watches. More of a rubbernecking thing for her I suspect as she's from Loughton.

 

I have to say it does look shockingly bad, but I can also see a pisstake quality to it. It does however give me the perfect excuse to ramp up the Essex accent and take the piss out of my missus.

[Carradona]

Er, yes. Very aware. I'm also very aware that I'll spend the next christ knows how long listening to every dimwit and his dog rattling on about it. That's something I don't have a choice about.

 

And Zeek is spot on about what?

 

Just tell them to shut up.

 

Keep calm and be reem.

[Lurtz]

reem.

 

What the hell is that?

[Carradona]

Gotta watch the show to find out.

[redsoxs]

After watching 30 secs, its guy as fucker...... were the razors? A man wearing UGG boots?

[RedKnight]

Never seen it but it smells like an itv show.

[Ted]

Saw ten minutes of it when I got out the bath.

 

AIDS.

[Ted]

I've no idea what relevance me getting out of the bath has to do with this, but you can have that for free.

[Carradona]

I bet you were rushing out of the bath to watch it.

[Ted]

I fucking weren't. I could hear retarded voices coming from the living room,and Natalie wouldn't tell me what she was watching. I complain about everything she likes to watch, because she likes absolute fucking shit.

[Carradona]

She's pretty much the female version of me.

[RedKnight]

*awkward silence*