Well Andy Carroll is a cunt

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's hardly that offensive. black and white checks.

 

I know but I hate this checked shirt phase at the moment. I went shopping for a shirt the other day and there was nothing but stupid checked shirts everywhere. Just because some ponse said they looked good, now everyone else just followed suit and wears them. I know plenty of people who think they look shit but wear them because everyone else does. It's pathetic.

[dave u]

Cahill being there is fantastic. I can hear the nashing of thousands of bluenose teeth.

 

"What's Timmy doin' out with dem redshite cunts???"

[Guest TK-421]

Checked shirts are cool. It's like Seattle 1991 all over again. I can smell the flannel from here.

[JohnnyH]

 

 

 

"Here Tim, it must be nice to be surrounded by good players for once"

[Bobby Hundreds]

Is Andy Carroll wearing Andre the giants boxer shorts.

 

How fucking dare they be off enjoying the Spanish weather and drinking while I have to work just so I can go out of a weekend and watch them work, how fucking dare they.

[kalasoma]

I think Andy's shorts/sarong are the unfortunate victim in this story.

[YNWAViking]

Good seeing the guys enjoying each others company imho.

[Magellan06]

The mail article is a disgrace.

 

"Get the beers in! Carroll ignores Capello's advice as £35m man leads Liverpool jolly"

 

"Fabio Capello's warning to Andy Carroll to steer clear of alcohol has seemingly fallen on deaf ears."

 

"I'll get this round in: Carroll appears to enjoy a beer in the Spanish capital with team-mate Reina"

 

"But the 22-year-old, who signed for Liverpool in a record £35million deal on January deadline day, didn't seem concerned about Capello's worries as he enjoyed a day in the Madrid sun."

 

"Although the pictures are unlikely to please Reds boss Kenny Dalglish"

 

Firstly - Fuck Capello

And secondly is this dick suggesting that Kenny doesn't know where his players are? Fail indeed!

[RedinSweden]

 

TC: Right, so we're straight on this? When they recognise you and ask about me, tell them I'm the kitman for Liverpool or something like that. I am sick of explaining what Everton is.

[The Special One]

I think Johnson looks good myself. But what does a girl's opinion matter.

[dennis tooth]

 

Tim spots a corner flag, 'What are you rippling in the wind at? You fucking what?"

[Joe Le Taxi]

I want Glens shirt.

 

And Cahill, despite being a massive cunt looks cool. Sign him up Kenny la

[Faustus]

Considering they're all millionaires, they don't half wear shit clothes.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I think Johnson looks good myself. But what does a girl's opinion matter.

 

Admit it, you would. And Raul would get to stir his porridge.

 

But Andy's shorts and Tim's employers rule them right out.

[Mustangt125]

Theyre all dressed like fags except for Glen, who looks fresh.

 

Raul, that vneck is simply unacceptable.

[JermainePennant]

I dread to think what the people who are dissing johnsons gear wear, they obviously have no sense of fashion, carroll however looks like he still want to be part of nufc and has been shopping at sports direct.

[dennis tooth]

I dread to think what the people who are dissing johnsons gear wear, they obviously have no sense of fashion, carroll however looks like he still want to be part of nufc and has been shopping at sports direct.

 

He deffo does! You can take the boy out of Newcastle........

[Deepz]

You obviously have no sense of football, look at your username.

[moof]

 

 

Minus the faux-hardman voice.

[Pidge]

Wow, Statham looks a bit like Reina.

[kalasoma]

I'd do them both... Reina and Carroll that is. Not Statham.

[James]

Minus the faux-hardman voice.

 

Thought it was Vin Diesel at first. Absolute leg, I'm believing in it more and more that he won't leave us this summer.

[Lucky Pierre]

I'd love us to sign Cahill just to piss off der blooshite.

[Xherdan]

Theyre all dressed like fags except for Glen, who looks fresh.

 

Raul, that vneck is simply unacceptable.

 

 

The irony is that that post makes you sound like a total puff.

[Section_31]

Worrying how our appalling summer fashions have infected the foreign lads. An Australian and a Portuguese lad wearing shants for fuck's sake. Crockett and Tubbs over here.