Having a dab after you've had a piss

[Juniper]

Always have a dab these days, had a bad experience a while back where my bladder just wasn't ready to stop distributing liquid (didnt realise due to my boxer elastic cutting off supply, during distribution)

 

A shake and a dab, Everytime. Just to be sure.

 

(obviously, only when I'm at home when in front of a toilet pan with bogroll)

[Captain]

I always carry a Kleenex balsam tissue in my pocket to wipe my jap's eye at the pub.

[Pidge]

Anyway' date=' sterile or not, it still smells. And I don't want to smell like a tramp.[/quote']

 

Drink more water or eat less asparagus.

[TheBitch]

I'm a real man. I dab.

[the walsh]

im a shaker but if im going to have a rattle!!!!! with the missus ill make sure my cock smells good and is clean if you dont that,s a massive no no!!!

[Guest TK-421]

I always carry a Kleenex balsam tissue in my pocket to wipe my jap's eye at the pub.

 

Like a hankerchief for piss? A pisserchief, if you like. Is this item reusable? That would be infinitely more grotesque than the results of any non-dabbing. You've taken it too far.

[Trumo]

I always carry a Kleenex balsam tissue in my pocket to wipe my jap's eye at the pub.

 

What do all the other patrons think about this?

[the walsh]

trumo i can see the attaction but if for say your out with your mates. and your having a laugh you run into the toilet have a quick piss. cause you want to get back out there do you suddenly think oh!! i forgot to wipe my jap,s eye better run back in. thoughts....

[Pidge]

What do all the other patrons think about this?

 

I've heard they quite enjoy his "ghost impression"...

 

"look no hands"

 

ewww, ectoplasm.

[Mathewbet1]

I dip my knob in a bowl of disinfectant - good to go.

[Torvald Utne]

Such an enlightening thread.

 

It really is, I thought I was the only dabber in the world.

[RoboRiise]

I always carry a Kleenex balsam tissue in my pocket to wipe my jap's eye at the pub.

 

 

I'm sorry Captain, you know I respect you and all but... no that's a lie actually, the respect has gone.

[stevebaby]

I mark my territory like the wolf.

Grrrrr!

[Alan Sex]

I don't dab or shake. I do the helicopter.

[Vincent Vega]

I bet all the dabbers stand up to wipe as well don't you, you freaks?

[Torvald Utne]

I bet all the dabbers stand up to wipe as well don't you, you freaks?

 

You learn so much on the GF!

 

This is not normal practice?!

[Uncle_Meat]

Dabbers. I bet you all use aftershave and razors and combs and shit like that too, you effeminate shower of metrosexual pantywaists.

 

Just a good shake of ol' Cyclops does me fine, the MAN that I am.

[Mike D]

if your in a pub and theres no paper do you stick it under the dryer?

[WaltonRed]

i've started dabbing cos im always dribbling these days.

 

is this not a sign of something serious being up?

[rondeco]

I use herselfs toothbrush to flick away any remaining piss. Very pleasurable when I see her washing her teeth.

[WrongIslander]

I use herselfs toothbrush to flick away any remaining piss. Very pleasurable when I see her washing her teeth.

 

Come again.

[RedinSweden]

Come again.

 

Yes, that is what happens.

[Guest PurpleNose]

It really is, I thought I was the only dabber in the world.

 

As did I. This thread makes me happy...

 

i've started dabbing cos im always dribbling these days.

 

is this not a sign of something serious being up?

 

...but also slightly worried.

[Guest PurpleNose]

if your in a pub and theres no paper do you stick it under the dryer?

 

I'd never thought of that, cracking idea.

 

If there is someone next to me at the urinals I'll usually just try and do a sneaky dab on their trousers.

[Stu Monty]

I very rarely dab. I think the major exception is a piss before I'm going to bed with the missus, for obvious reasons I think giving it a little maintenance is only right at that point.

 

Don't get me started on standers, VV, the deviant fucks.