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GFAT VI Round 2: Orangutan Vs Otter


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The heart says "otter",but the head says the orang-utan will turn the otter inside out,strew its innards about the place and then go back to picking its nose as if nothing untoward has happened.

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The otter is a vicious little critter when it wants to be. It can live on land and in water. The orangutan can be a mean motherfucker when it wants to be. It can also provide much mirth (thanks to Clyde) and often look like a 1980s boombox. If the orangutan is gonna get killed off, it's because of it's natural habitat being eroded by the world's voracious appetite for palm oil. Not by an otter.

 

Oh, and Fuge, Xherdan thinks your kouprey is a gay limp-dicked swamp rat bastard child that's gonna get bummed by the rhino. That's what he put in one of his negs (not in so many words).

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Otters are not known as the furry death at all. The otter is going to get a mean motherfucker in the guise of the orangutan knocking seven shades of shite out of it.

 

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Fuck you Otter, and the horse you rode in on.

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Aaaaahhhhhhhhh, the lovely Ms. Strachan.

 

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This, however, slightly disturbed me. Please tell me it's not just me being rude.

 

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