Coronation Street

[Shogun]

Corrie's gonna miss this arse. 

 

[Stickman]

Carla?

 

What more do you want out of a MILF.. smoking and a bottle of JD on the table...oh and she runs a knicker factory

 

[Guest LFD]

I like that blonde girl with the massive bangers. The missus was telling me she used to be a big fat chick when she was younger.

 

She goes out with the builder, can't remember her name. But she'd fucking get it.

 

Eva?

 

 

 

 

[chrisbonnie]

Eva?

 

 

 

 

Oh yes, that's the one. She'd get it!

[Lfc Verve]

What's the best possible Corrie threesome? I'd have to go for Michelle and Maria.

[Boss]

Michelle and Carla thats the Bret / Owen Hart tag team champions of filth right there, both can clearly suck a golf ball through a length of hosepipe and would work you until your knob was black and blue with all the heavy suction and gyrating that'd go on.

[Section_31]

Jim McDonald and Ken back on the scene, does it get any better?

[Mendoza]

So it doesnt. 

[KMD7]

Jim McDonald and Ken back on the scene, does it get any better?

 

Ace.  

[Mendoza]

[Section_31]

He's in the big house and is nicknamed The Landlord, as he controls all the illicit booze. That's a spinoff I really want to see.

[Harry Squatter]

I did it for you Elizabeth. So I did

[Mendoza]

[littletedwest]

Still think Alan Bradley was corries best villain.If it hadn't been for that bloody tram he would have sorted Rita

[Dr Nowt]

Catch yourself on, Elizabeth, it's time to have a wee look at the merchandise, so it is.

 

Well, well, well, what about you son? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Still think Alan Bradley was corries best villain.If it hadn't been for that bloody tram he would have sorted Rita

Nar, Jez was better..

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

 

Angry, drunk, Norn Irish Dalek. 

[Dr Nowt]

http://youtu.be/6SzreYX2uoI

[Mendoza]

[RedKnight]

Kym Marsh looking fine tonight.

[Dr Nowt]

 

This is fucking amazing, I'm absolutely addicted.  A hero for our times.