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Dirk Kuyt - Curly Hair

Jonte

By Jonte,
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Me and a mate came up with this when we were pissed one night.

 

(To the tune of hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go)

 

 

Dirk Kuyt, Dirk Kuyt

 

Dirk Kuyt, Dirk Kuyt, Dirk Kuyt

 

He gives the kids a scare

But we dont care.

 

Dirk Kuyt, Dirk Kuyt, Dirk Kuyt.

 

 

Seemed like a great idea at the time although the next morning it occured to us that if people didn't realise it was about him being so ugly they might think we were suggesting he was a peado.

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That doesn't even scan you daft get!

 

Haha! Didn't even notice that. :wow:

 

i can't get it to even fit the tune.

 

Ergo, this is shit.

 

It just about does if you use the chorus "I love you baby . . ."

 

But it's shit and the tune is overused. There should be a Dirk song though.

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