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I got into a fight with some army punk the other night


philyhamann
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Not only is every word of this story real, but I even left out the part where he tried to follow me out to my car and I smashed his face into a windshield for trying to sucker punch me like a coward.

 

So let me get this right - the protagonist of this story thinks it's OK to twat someone from behind with a pool cue, but then thinks it's cowardly when someone attacks him from behind. He sounds like a nobhead.

 

You're getting negged - either for bad fiction or for behing a real-life tool.

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So let me get this right - the protagonist of this story thinks it's OK to twat someone from behind with a pool cue, but then thinks it's cowardly when someone attacks him from behind. He sounds like a nobhead.

 

You're getting negged - either for bad fiction or for behing a real-life tool.

 

There are no rules in a fight. He let his guard down around me when I verbally warned him to watch his back.

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I'm a storyteller, and my stories must be told.

I have many stories, tales for both the young and old.?

On my many travels I have seen many faces,

many tales have I from many places.

In Russia I am Ivan, in England I am John.

In Germany I'm Johan, In Sweden I am Jan.

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Excerpt from Phillys school diary, 3rd Form.

 

 

"So I'm taking this maths test on multiplication. I look over and there's 4-eyes sitting next to me. I figure, he must be smart. So I copy all his answers. When I get the test back, I have a D plus. So now I tutor 4-eyes in maths on Thursdays, by counting out the times tables in punches to his face."

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