Bullshit Brag

[Mav]

I've had Britney Spears up the arse

I own Buckinghamshire

I have two brains

I have a secret identity

I can fly a jet plane

Scouse Missionary is a human being

[Wig]

I've got a little willie.

[Mav]

I've got a little willie.

 

 

Britney told me that about you

[Alan Sex]

I shagged Una Stubbs up the chocolate starfish.

 

Twice.

[Juniper]

Ive shagged Angelina Joile in the face twice

 

 

I was the boy in Jim'll Fix it who drove the Batmobile

[Alan Sex]

I got fisted by Jimmy Saville.

 

Jim'll Fist It.

[Wig]

I got fisted by Jimmy Saville.

 

Jim'll Fist It.

 

. . . Jim'll fist it for youuu and you and youuuu and. . . Ba ba baaaaar, ba ba, ba ba baaaaar!!!

[gazelle]

I know more about football than Paul does.

[Guest TK-421]

I know more about football than Paul does.

 

Wrong thread.

 

I am TK421.

[kelster]

I invented both the television and oxygen. I was also present at the St. Etienne game in 1977 and provided the crucial pass for Fairclough to score. In addition to being a computer scientist I also work part-time as a gigilo and was the last person to shag Princess Diana. And she was rank.

[Strontium]

I was the last person to shag Princess Diana. And she was rank.

She would be after being dead for ten years.

[Elmyn Noos]

I once skewered 7 women at the same time with my cock - up the guff, out the arse, and into the next one. It was like a honey kebab. Three of the women died instantly from blood loss, one looked like she was dead but had just feinted, and the other three survived but haven't said a word to anyone since that day, apart from "He said it was queue for free shoes".

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ashley cole still hasnt given me my mobile back.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ashley cole still hasnt given me my mobile back.

 

 

Sorry dudes could one of the MOds do me a favour and put this on the right thread, posted on bullshit brags instead off crap brags, cheers.

[Stu Monty]

I was into Franke Eisenhower before anybody, I actually told Tom about them and now he tries to claim all the credit.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

theres loads of people up still posting and were all cool fuckers.