Beans on a fry up

[Numero Veinticinco]

They didn't have any B&S so I asked for extra BP and beans.

Fair enough.

[Bjornebye]

Lose the hash brown and add an egg

 

 

2 eggs. There are no eggs on that plate. 

[Fugitive]

Here we go.....

 

 

Venue: Jacks @ The Junction

Area: Clapham Junction

Price: £8.75

 

I swapped out beans for black pudding. Very enjoyable. Nice sausages... my only complaint is the bacon was a bit dry.

Why did you swap your sausages for baby potatoes?

[Chip Butty]

Now, there’s things in it that I don’t like but if that’s your version of shite, I’d like to come around yours.

 

No toast

Mushrooms are always, always of the field kind and never ever, those shite flavourless ones from the Asda

The black pudding is absolutely of the generic mass produced variety that by offering flecks of faux-fat, kids the less knowledgeable

No toast

Why sprinkled with Dock leaf?

The bacon to sausage ratio is disproportionate and why so hidden?

No toast

The sausage, whilst looking more of a beef than a pork sausage, screams mediocre

The egg has a fighting chance, though covered in flaked Dock leaf means its fucked

That monstrosity of a thing that looks like over cooked cauliflower on the top of the plate wants fucking off sharpish

Add to that the joey deacon whittling and the vomit with celery and the only positive I could offer is that its just a picture and you haven had to endure it. 

 

When you came to ours we'll feed you proper.....to the pigs.

 

 

No toast

[Tony Moanero]

Homemade hash browns are boss, mass produced ones are not. That said, neither should be served with a cooked breakfast, in my opinion.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You’re overly harsh, I reckon. Maybe my perspective has been skewed by some of the truly horrific attempts on here, but it’s reasonable, even if I don’t like most of it. No toast is a crime though.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Homemade hash browns are boss, mass produced ones are not. That said, neither should be served with a cooked breakfast, in my opinion.

View on bubble n squeak?

[Tony Moanero]

View on bubble n squeak?

 

 

I'd never heard of it, until I moved to London. I'm a big fan, although I wouldn't have it for breakfast.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Seems to be a southern thing but I draw the line at chips. Who the fuck thought of adding chips to a breakfast ?

[Lee909]

Love it

 

 

 

 

 

 

For dinner

[Tony Moanero]

Terry's Cafe

 

http://www.terryscafe.co.uk/

 

 

Doesn't look very nice, that, in my opinion. A least a third of the plate is beans and tinned tomatoes. Mingebag portion of bacon and just the one sausage, which looks like it needed to be cooked for longer. No toast. The egg looks o.k., though.

[Tony Moanero]

Seems to be a southern thing but I draw the line at chips. Who the fuck thought of adding chips to a breakfast ?

 

 

Again, homemade chips are lovely, just not for breakfast.

[Dougie Do'ins]

The Water Rats on Grays Inns Road, kings Cross. Nice enough but only one sausage and one toast. £10. On the doorstep of the hotel so that made it more palatable.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Not horrendous but certainly not enough meat, too many beans, not enough toast, undercooked tomato. Looks edible but Britain has lost the art of a good full English.

[Pureblood]

too many beans

 

You're getting the hang of this.

 

Looks nice, Dougie - apart from the preposterous orange globules infesting the plate.

[mattyq]

I wouldn't be happy paying £10 for that shite, DD

[Anny Road]

As a pro beaner this does little for the cause.

 

3 or 4 sausages min. This twat is using beans as an excuse for a poor breakfast. Beans are an as well as not an instead of. 

[Pureblood]

As a pro beaner this does little for the cause.

 

3 or 4 sausages min. This twat is using beans as an excuse for a poor breakfast. Beans are an as well as not an instead of. 

 

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile, Anny.  By tolerating beans on a fry up you have given the cafe owners of London consent to rip the masses off.  

[Bjornebye]

The Water Rats on Grays Inns Road, kings Cross. Nice enough but only one sausage and one toast. £10. On the doorstep of the hotel so that made it more palatable.

 

 

 

Tea looks weak

Spread your own fucking butter? Nazi cunts. I bet its rock hard cold butter too

Cunt napkin

Toast in triangles? Nonces

Eggs look shit

Tomato isn't grilled enough if at all

1 frozen hash brown? great, for a cunt 

b*eans 

Sausage looks shite, like really shite

1 bit of burnt unsmoked cock

Mushroom looks soggy, like a wet tea bag

10 quid?

 

In summary

 

[s(k)aturation]

Nah, 10-quid for that, Mick?  

Southern robbery.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Fuck off with your rectangle toast, Stig. That’s one for the meff tea thread.

[Mook]

I got an amazing fry up in Edinburgh city centre yesterday for £5.

 

Two sausages, the right amount of beans, no fungus in sight & a free glass of orange juice because I didn't fancy a cup of tea.

 

London is a fucking pisstake.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1) Where’s the picture?

2) What kind of bastard doesn’t fancy a cup of tea?

[Mook]

1) Where’s the picture?

2) What kind of bastard doesn’t fancy a cup of tea?

1) I eat foot instead of taking pictures of it, I'm a hungry bastard.

2) I've stopped drinking tea because I take 3 sugars and it was bad for my teeth.

[VladimirIlyich]

I got an amazing fry up in Edinburgh city centre yesterday for £5.

 

Two sausages, the right amount of beans, no fungus in sight & a free glass of orange juice because I didn't fancy a cup of tea.

 

London is a fucking pisstake.

The fungus is far better than those paedo beads.