Other Football 2023/24

[Bobby Hundreds]

Pigeon droppings with an early goal.

[Anubis]

Richarlison puts Spurs one up after three minutes. Runs to celebrate and suddenly realises where he is. Grown men in the Gwladys St end crying.

[Scott_M]

That’s gotta burn…

[Jordy Brouwer]

Aw, what a shame. 

[Anubis]

Some performance art from Richy La, who faces the Everton fans and puts his hand on his heart and bows toward them. Yes, he really did that.

[Anubis]

Everton crowd restless after 6 minutes. If this goes south Dyche may need to smuggle himself out in the boot of a taxi to avoid any roadblocks.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Cheats cheats cheats cheats

[Anubis]

The yellow cards are out. Protesting in the 11th minute again. Stupid Cunts.

[Scott_M]

You don’t know what you’re doing…

 

The irony. 

[Anubis]

Cuck me some more, Richy La…

 

Bebeto

Player Valuation: £35m

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Class act richy...a true evertonian and professional. Shows how ridiculous the fee was we got from spurs.

 

[Section_31]

Once a blue

[Chocoholic]

Another for the 'You can take the man out of...' files

 

Even former players are keen to get in on the famed tradition of 'firsts' at Everton, with Pigeon Shit becoming the first former player to score against them home and away

 

'Great start for Tottenham'

Everton 0-1 Tottenham

Paul Robinson

Former Tottenham and England goalkeeper on BBC Radio 5 Live

It is that man Richarlison. Wouldn't you just know it coming back to Goodison Park.

he becomes the first former Everton player to score against them both home and away.

he has the easiest task from seven yards out and finds the goal. Great start for Tottenham.

[Anubis]

Great goal-saving block by Harrison. Shame it was from McNeil.

 

Offside anyway.

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Cuck me some more, Richy La…

 

Bebeto

Player Valuation: £35m

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Class act richy...a true evertonian and professional. Shows how ridiculous the fee was we got from spurs.

 

 

Up to £60 million for a 1 in 4 striker, yep, that's ridiculous.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Spurs look shit. 

[Scott_M]

[Anubis]

Ha ha. Pickford fucks up and then tells the crowd to stop whining.

[Anubis]

1-1. Ball bounces in off DCL. Looks like Richy La isn’t the top striker any more. 
 

Spurs have been dogshit since they scored.

[Anubis]

Spurs fans unhappy, heh heh heh….

 

nferno

Waiting for England to finally win the Euros-2024?

 

 

 

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That was coming from the officials letting them keep getting away with fouls on Vicario and us letting them impose their abomination of a style (and I use that word in the verb sense, because there is absolutely nothing stylish about it) of football on us

[Jordy Brouwer]

Snigger. 

[Anubis]

Richy La puts Spurs back in front. Level with DCL for goals at Goodison again.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Richarlison again against the grain, great goal to be fair from the moronic mopey twat.

[Freddo]

That was some goal by the pigeon

[Elite]

Pigeon coming home to roost.

[Torvald Utne]

I do enjoy watching Pickford dive