Untrue trivia

[manwiththestick]

Phil Oakey, renowned singer and synth botherer from the group The Human League successfully argued that the average height of skirting boards in the UK should be 145mm, his argument was simply that he felt that the previous regular size of 120mm was, in his words "just too low"

[Elite]

Super-fast broadband was given the name fibre as the signal moves as quickly as bowel movements after eating a full box of All-Bran in one sitting.

[Bjornebye]

An Owl dies everytime somebody flushes a toilet in Coventry. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Jools Holland's nanny works at Hooters.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Sky scrapers are built from the top down.

[Trumo]

On 16/03/2022 at 20:08, Elite said:

Super-fast broadband was given the name fibre as the signal moves as quickly as bowel movements after eating a full box of All-Bran in one sitting.

 

All-Bran is actually made from recycled cereal boxes.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

All-Bran is actually made from recycled cereal boxes.

Re-cycled?

[Remmie]

Upcycled is the trendy term now

[Fugitive]

You do all realise that RP now believes everything posted in this thread!!!

[Section_31]

Samuel L Jackson was the original choice to play Gandalf.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The only way to scare a silverback gorilla is with beat poetry. The lack of traditional rhyme structure unnerves them. 

[Section_31]

David Attenborough hates animals.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

David Attenborough bums animals.

 

Its supposed to be an 'Untrue' thread,  mate

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Samuel L Jackson was the original choice to play Gandalf.

 

Only role that fuckers never played to be fair. 

 

 

Pato Banton and Mary J Blige share a Tesco club-card account 

[Remmie]

49 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Only role that fuckers never played to be fair. 

 

 

Pato Banton and Mary J Blige share a Tesco club-card account 

Shes also got his CD collection of Bob Marley

[Trumo]

One of the perks of the role of Archbishop of Canterbury is a free subscription to Playboy. Robert Runcie used to cut his Sunday sermons short by 15 minutes so he could have a sly tug in his quarters.

[Section_31]

Everyone with blue eyes is descended from Frank Sinatra.

[Bjornebye]

Pac Man was designed by an uncle picking quavers up off the floor after his 2 year old niece had been round. 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

14 minutes ago, Trumo said:

One of the perks of the role of Archbishop of Canterbury is a free subscription to Altar Boys weekly. Robert Runcie used to cut his Sunday sermons short by 15 minutes so he could have a sly tug in his quarters.

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

The famous phrase "one small step for man..." wasn't actually spoken by Neil Armstrong. NASA had the scripted line read by an actor and broadcast over Armstrong's actual words which were "Fucking hell! I'm on the moon! Hahahaha. I'm on the fucking moon."

[Fugitive]

Robert Mugabe owned one of the worlds largest collections of Care Bears.

[Pete]

39 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

The famous phrase "one small step for man..." wasn't actually spoken by Neil Armstrong. NASA had the scripted line read by an actor and broadcast over Armstrong's actual words which were "Fucking hell! I'm on the moon! Hahahaha. I'm on the fucking moon."

The moon in a Hollywood studio?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The UK is bigger in land mass than Russia if you include Anglesey and the Shetlands.

The Faroe Islands do not actually exist, they’re a fictitious off shore tax haven for Mads Mikkelson.

[Bjornebye]

Simon Weston's just allergic to Oil of Olay 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Marathon changed its name to Snickers after a lawsuit from the Greek government.