Ozan Kabak

[sir roger]

Did anybody else get a lazy lob on upon hearing he is very similar to Adam Webster ?

[chrisbonnie]

9 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

'However, Andreas Ernst, the Schalke reporter for Funke Mediengruppe, says the challenge for Klopp is to restore the centre-back’s self-belief.'

 

Klopp: Hold my Weissbier.

You're spot on there, hardly a challenge for Klopp. 

 

One big hug, arse slap and a nuggy and that's sorted. 

[El Rojo]

To the tune of Baby Come Back:

 

Ozan Kabak, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Ozan Kabak, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

[sir roger]

Good shout ER but I would keep it even simpler, just his name as the chorus and improvised der ner ner's.

[aws]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I don't want to piss on the parade but is anyone else shitting themselves that either of these start anytime soon? I doubt either will be ready for tomorrow and our next 4 games are City, Leicester, Leipzig and Everton....... If we had signed them last week one could have been fine for Brighton. We can't afford a debut disaster in any of the above games. 

I think they'll be eased in cautiously and either Fab or Hendo will be alongside one of them when they do get a game.

Maybe get Kabak to mark Richarlison on his debut game? 

[SasaS]

So, we are getting a spitting image of Lovren.

[Scooby Dudek]

Kabak sounds like he would really benefit alongside an experienced CB, shame it can't to Matip. 

 

I am still not sure what to make of either purchase but as a few have suggested neither likely to play our next four games, so depending on the back ups and midfielders is not ideal.

[LFC 6 Times]

Looks raw, been on our radar for a while. Hopefully that bodes well, our eye for a centre halve has always been strong to be fair.

[Anubis]

Have Catcher and DaveK identified him as the prime mover and shaker behind Erdogan and his human rights abuses yet?

[VladimirIlyich]

27 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Have Catcher and DaveK identified him as the prime mover and shaker behind Erdogan and his human rights abuses yet?

He's just a poundland (insert Everton centre half name here.) I dont even know who plays CB for them.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

24 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Have Catcher and DaveK identified him as the prime mover and shaker behind Erdogan and his human rights abuses yet?

They’ve both stopped eating Turkish Delight since he signed and Tosun left.

[Aventus]

53 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Looks raw, been on our radar for a while. Hopefully that bodes well, our eye for a centre halve has always been strong to be fair.

Klopp used to be a centre back in his playing days, so I like to think he knows exactly what he's looking for. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Calling it right now, this lad is going to be one of the best players in our history by the time he moves away 13 years from now. He will be the catalyst for multiple league and CL wins. Absolutely brilliant defender.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Calling it right now, Kabak will go down as one of the worst signings this club has ever made. Injury-prone, temperamental, and prone to a massive defensive error - just a total disaster. What is Edwards thinking?

 

*now I'm all set to quote whichever of these posts proves to be true in a few years. It's not like it can be anything in between.

[SasaS]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Have Catcher and DaveK identified him as the prime mover and shaker behind Erdogan and his human rights abuses yet?

He is apparently Kurdish. Our first Kurd?

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, SasaS said:

He is apparently Kurdish. Our first Kurd?

As long as he's not a turd.

[Chocoholic]

Just hope he's not a lemon.

[aws]

1 hour ago, SasaS said:

He is apparently Kurdish. Our first Kurd?

He won't be doing Grey Wolves salutes on the pitch then. 

[DalyanPete]

17 hours ago, sir roger said:

He sounds like a magic spell

I hate you for saying that, can't read anything about him now without doing a stupid voice.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

They’ve both stopped eating Turkish Delight since he signed and Tosun left.

Tosun used to eat in the Turkish restaurant near newsham park, guessing when they found out he was shit they told him not to bother.

Go de chippy lad.

[Butch]

How does he like his kebab? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

I hate you for saying that, can't read anything about him now without doing a stupid voice.

The Anar, they shut their one in Aigburth recently. Decent food but small portions for fat bastards like me.

[ZonkoVille77]

Welcome on board, don't be fuckin shite. 

[chrisbonnie]

Compared to gomez and van dijk, how quick is this lad? 

[Alan Sex]

His last name is the same kaforwards or kabakwards.