Facemasks, PPE and Preppy Thread

[Strontium]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Negged for negging someone just posting an article. He didn't write it. 

 

SD gear negging articles that. 

 

U wot. That's literally the opposite of my stance on these things. 

[Guest]

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

[Rico1304]

I had a call with someone yesterday who was talking about her new face masks.  They were like a snood style thing. She could smell her cup

of coffee whilst wearing it.  Surely...

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Istvan Kuntstain said:

I love the people who pull their mask down to talk.... 

And sneeze or cough, don't want to get them mucky.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mike Pence is an utter cunt.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

My sister's a nurse on a Covid ward in Warrington.  She saysthat one advantage of PPE is that they are among the few workers in the country able to give each other a hug when it's needed.

 

And it's often needed.

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

My sister's a nurse on a Covid ward in Warrington.  She saysthat one advantage of PPE is that they are among the few workers in the country able to give each other a hug when it's needed.

 

And it's often needed.

I was in Warrington hospital. I may or may not have met her, good hospital.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I had a call with someone yesterday who was talking about her new face masks.  They were like a snood style thing. She could smell her cup

of coffee whilst wearing it.  Surely...

Glad you said Coffee, I was worried about her personal hygiene for a split second.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Glad you said Coffee, I was worried about her personal hygiene for a split second.

 

"Giz a sniff of yer cup love"

[Pureblood]

France joins the party.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52459030

 

France will make face masks compulsory on public transport and in secondary schools when it starts easing its coronavirus lockdown on 11 May, Prime Minister Edouard Philippe has said

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Mike Pence is an utter cunt.

A spokesperson for Vice President Mike Pence said it was not a mistake for Pence to forgo wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic.

 

 

 

The gimp was seen leaning in to give an elbow bump to a patient in a hospital bed.

[Captain Turdseye]

I am now masking up to go to the shops. My cunt mother-in-law has added to the problems with PPE shortages by buying a fuck load of masks. Quite frankly she’s a disgrace, I’m embarrassed to know her and I hope she gets punished for it in some way once this is all over, the fat mess. 
 

I was definitely gonna say all that to her but obviously we’re in lockdown so all I could do was thank her for the masks. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I am now masking up to go to the shops. My cunt mother-in-law has added to the problems with PPE shortages by buying a fuck load of masks. Quite frankly she’s a disgrace, I’m embarrassed to know her and I hope she gets punished for it in some way once this is all over, the fat mess. 
 

I was definitely gonna say all that to her but obviously we’re in lockdown so all I could do is thank her for the masks. 

Sounds like there's a bit of friction between the pair of you and I'm not talking about the sex.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

France joins the party.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52459030

 

France will make face masks compulsory on public transport and in secondary schools when it starts easing its coronavirus lockdown on 11 May, Prime Minister Edouard Philippe has said

"Make yer minds up, lads!"

[Rico1304]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

Glad you said Coffee, I was worried about her personal hygiene for a split second.

Horrid story alert.

 

In the very early 90’s I worked on a new start up business that was trying to great a magazine for house sales similar to exchange and mart. A precursor for Rightmove before the internet. 
 

The sales director was a filthy bitch who was a golf groupie. She followed the tour around and fucked loads of the players.  
 

Anyway, she never wore knickers. That summer was hot and one day she sat in the office, sniffed, and said ‘Oh god, I can smell myself’. 

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I am now masking up to go to the shops. My cunt mother-in-law has added to the problems with PPE shortages by buying a fuck load of masks. Quite frankly she’s a disgrace, I’m embarrassed to know her and I hope she gets punished for it in some way once this is all over, the fat mess. 
 

I was definitely gonna say all that to her but obviously we’re in lockdown so all I could do was thank her for the masks. 

What about the parrot? 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

What about the parrot? 

What about the parrot?

[Pureblood]

Supermarkets are starting to wise up a bit and are providing masks for staff.  But what makes the staff so special?  Surely this should be extended to all customers.  I'd like to see the supermarkets break rank on the government and make them compulsory, in the absence of proper leadership.  

 

There are rumours that Sadiq Khan will also unilaterally make face masks compulsory on the tube.  Do it, Sadiq.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/aldi-staff-wear-masks-still-21945738

 

 

[Rico1304]

26 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

What about the parrot?

Is it getting a mask? 

[Rico1304]

24 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Supermarkets are starting to wise up a bit and are providing masks for staff.  But what makes the staff so special?  Surely this should be extended to all customers.  I'd like to see the supermarkets break rank on the government and make them compulsory, in the absence of proper leadership.  

 

There are rumours that Sadiq Khan will also unilaterally make face masks compulsory on the tube.  Do it, Sadiq.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/aldi-staff-wear-masks-still-21945738

 

 

It’s so you continue to spend money in their stores. 

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Is it getting a mask? 

Is it getting a mask?

 

 

(If it’s a joke it’s gone right over my head. I don’t know what parrot you’re on about.)

[Scooby Dudek]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Is it getting a mask?

 

 

(If it’s a joke it’s gone right over my head. I don’t know what parrot you’re on about.)

Avatar, I would imagine

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Avatar, I would imagine

Ah, that parrot. Yeah that makes sense. Shit joke mind, should have stopped after the smelly fanny anecdote Rico. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

"Make yer minds up, lads!"

 

 

[Rico1304]

33 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Ah, that parrot. Yeah that makes sense. Shit joke mind, should have stopped after the smelly fanny anecdote Rico. 

I should have stopped in May 2008.