Coronavirus

[Liverpool lad]

I have been away for a few weeks

 

Anyone sum this up?

[Rico1304]

7 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Ok, well let's take your base figure of 2,000 as the minimum acceptable starting point.  According to this website, we've tested 269,598 people in total, but we only have 78,000 positive cases or thereabouts according to worldometer,  which is well short of 50%.  Then you have to factor in the rest of the UK population.

 

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-testing#united-kingdom

But who are we testing? I think it’s only elites. (Am I doing this right?)

 

So that’s about 30% ish? Based on a sample of less than 1%. Only sick people tested too. No one who is asymptotic tested either (unless they present with other illnesses and are at risk). 

[Red Phoenix]

5 minutes ago, A Red said:

What else have we got?

 

We should all go to Gary Barlow's twitter and listen to his lockdown music.

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Do you have a link to that, please?

Iceland’s isolated location and sparse population mean that some vital information about the novel coronavirus is coming out of the island nation — especially considering that it’s already tested 10% of its population, which is more than any other country, according to USA Today.

And the scariest finding: At any given time, about half of its citizens who have the coronavirus — and don’t know it — are not showing any symptoms. That’s double the CDC’s recent estimate that as many as one in four people with COVID-19 may be asymptomatic.

[alles ist gut]

Just now, Liverpool lad said:

I have been away for a few weeks

 

Anyone sum this up?

We're fucked.

[Josef Svejk]

 

[A Red]

Just now, Red Phoenix said:

 

We should all go to Gary Barlow's twitter and listen to his lockdown music.

I'd rather read Tk's statistical based scientific solutions

[Red Phoenix]

7 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Is it Saturday? Fuck. 
 

I get argumentative just before the elves come to collect me. I think it’s a combination of Chem trails, Mercury in my vaccines and the lizards controlling the world.  
 

But your buddy fucked up.  

Fixed.

3 minutes ago, A Red said:

I'd rather read Tk's statistical based scientific solutions

Poor Barlow.

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Red Phoenix said:

Fixed.

Poor Barlow.

You live in Hull dont you? You should be used to misery

[TheHowieLama]

@TK421

Can you get over to Berlin on October?

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

But who are we testing? I think it’s only elites. (Am I doing this right?)

 

So that’s about 30% ish? Based on a sample of less than 1%. Only sick people tested too. No one who is asymptotic tested either (unless they present with other illnesses and are at risk). 

The people being tested are mostly people in hospital, who will have a propensity to test positive by virtue of being in hospital with Covid-19 symptoms.  

 

Look if you want to believe that 50% have it then be my guest, it's tiresome responding to you so I'll try and stop.  But if 50% do have it then that means 50% of the GF has it.  

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

@TK421

Can you get over to Berlin on October?

Gordon would annihilate him in his sleep. He can take care of it.

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

I have been away for a few weeks

 

Anyone sum this up?

We’re all going to die, but any chance of a Bournemouth away? 

[A Red]

Just now, TK421 said:

Gordon would annihilate him in his sleep. He can take care of it.

Really? Wow!

[Rico1304]

4 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Fixed.

 

 

Poor Barlow.

Don’t say that.  A mate of mine is releasing a film about Alien Abduction and you were a shoe in for the sequel. 

[Red Phoenix]

5 minutes ago, A Red said:

You live in Hull dont you? You should be used to misery

 

In East Riding but right next to it, so things around here could often be described as that I think.

[Creator Supreme]

13 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

We should all go to Gary Barlow's twitter and listen to his lockdown music.

Why? Are you hoping for mass suicide?

[SasaS]

3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

The people being tested are mostly people in hospital, who will have a propensity to test positive by virtue of being in hospital with Covid-19 symptoms.  

 

Look if you want to believe that 50% have it then be my guest, it's tiresome responding to you so I'll try and stop.  But if 50% do have it then that means 50% of the GF has it.  

More than 50% of GF definitely has something, my not be Covid.

[A Red]

Just now, Red Phoenix said:

 

In East Riding but right next to it, so things around here could often be described as that I think.

Posh cunt! (both my son and daughter live in Beverley)

[3 Stacks]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Iceland’s isolated location and sparse population mean that some vital information about the novel coronavirus is coming out of the island nation — especially considering that it’s already tested 10% of its population, which is more than any other country, according to USA Today.

And the scariest finding: At any given time, about half of its citizens who have the coronavirus — and don’t know it — are not showing any symptoms. That’s double the CDC’s recent estimate that as many as one in four people with COVID-19 may be asymptomatic.

Do those people stay asymptomatic for the duration of the time they have the virus, though? Because that's kind of important and I haven't seen it said anywhere. 

[Red Phoenix]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

Don’t say that.  A mate of mine is releasing a film about Alien Abduction and you were a shoe in for the sequel. 

You should get in touch with Simon, he'd be a better actor than me.

 

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Why? Are you hoping for mass suicide?

Nope, was just testing to see if anyone was crazy enough.

[Creator Supreme]

I've only just seen the latest numbers from the States, dear me they're in a whole galaxy of shite aren't they?

[Rico1304]

3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Gordon would annihilate him in his sleep. He can take care of it.

Ha ha my tough mate is going to fuck him up. 
 

The same bloke who vacillates between being a one armed alcoholic with bad joints and taking a cocktail of drugs to keep him alive and fucking Rambo. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Red Phoenix said:

You should get in touch with Simon, he'd be a better actor than me.

 

Nope, was just testing to see if anyone was crazy enough.

Fair enough, has that talentless fat Tory cunt released a charity single yet? Has to keep his stupid grid in the news somehow!

[Rico1304]

9 minutes ago, TK421 said:

The people being tested are mostly people in hospital, who will have a propensity to test positive by virtue of being in hospital with Covid-19 symptoms.  

 

Look if you want to believe that 50% have it then be my guest, it's tiresome responding to you so I'll try and stop.  But if 50% do have it then that means 50% of the GF has it.  

Did King Kenny have symptoms or was he tested due to being in the at risk category?