Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[TheHowieLama]

Wouldn't the point be that if he actually does have mental health problems he would have had them prior as well -- you know when he was giving it the billy big bollocks and was a massive bellend?

Or have the mental health problems just become acute over the last 4 months?

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Wouldn't the point be that if he actually does have mental health problems he would have had them prior as well -- you know when he was giving it the billy big bollocks and was a massive bellend?

Or have the mental health problems just become acute over the last 4 months?

Having them doesn't mean you have always had them. Or certainly not as obviously. 

[cloggypop]

[Reckoner]

Well yes, there’s mental health issues, and then there’s Phil Jones. I’m just sat here watching that gif repeatedly  giggling to myself every time he heads it

[Code]

I really hope they dont get Ighalo, Ive always liked him, or at least since his Lyn FK days.

 

He scores for fun in China as well, not that I have any idea if that means anything or not.

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Code said:

I really hope they dont get Ighalo, Ive always liked him, or at least since his Lyn FK days.

 

He scores for fun in China as well, not that I have any idea if that means anything or not.

With the luck Oles having, Ighalo will infect the squad with the Corona virus.

[TheHowieLama]

[Aventus]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The too much to young thing is absolutely right. 

 

[TheDrowningMan]

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

With the luck Oles having, Ighalo will infect the squad with the Corona virus.

Actually, won’t he have to be quarantined for a fortnight on arrival in the UK? Not going to have much time to train with his new teammates before their next game.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

With the luck Oles having, Ighalo will infect the squad with the Corona virus.

I’ve now got a genuine belief that this is going to happen. 

[Leyton388]

Hahahahahaha

 

They've  just brought in the knock off Chinese Lukaku.

 

 

[Curly]

5 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Wouldn't the point be that if he actually does have mental health problems he would have had them prior as well -- you know when he was giving it the billy big bollocks and was a massive bellend?

Or have the mental health problems just become acute over the last 4 months?

No

[Code]

11 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Hahahahahaha

 

They've  just brought in the knock off Chinese Lukaku.

 

 

 

We once loaned Steven Caulker and played him up front. 

 

Ighalo will be a good signing for them sadly.

[Reckoner]

3 minutes ago, Code said:

 

We once loaned Steven Caulker and played him up front. 

 

Ighalo will be a good signing for them sadly.

Yes, our recruitment appears to have improved somewhat since then to the point were improving the squad is almost impossible. 

[cloggypop]

Aston Villa were offered Ighalo first and turned him down. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Nick Miller

 

@NickMiller79

 

When you have the chance to sign a 30-yr-old who's been playing in China for three years, who's on £300,000-a-week, you don't know when he's going to be able to play because he's effectively in quarantine & seemingly doing the whole thing via email...you have to take that chance

3:56 PM · Jan 31, 2020

[A_S]

Suppose he was asked to avoid social media for his mental health issues...could he do it? 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Code said:

 

We once loaned Steven Caulker and played him up front. 

 

Ighalo will be a good signing for them sadly.

They'd have been better off signing Steven Caulker. Improvements at both ends.

[Guest]

He's on £300,000 A week and they are covering a third of that. Someone is having a real laugh.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Code said:

 

We once loaned Steven Caulker and played him up front. 

 

Ighalo will be a good signing for them sadly.

I feel better now that we've had this confirmation that he'll be an abject failure.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

Nick Miller

 

@NickMiller79

 

When you have the chance to sign a 30-yr-old who's been playing in China for three years, who's on £300,000-a-week, you don't know when he's going to be able to play because he's effectively in quarantine & seemingly doing the whole thing via email...you have to take that chance

3:56 PM · Jan 31, 2020

Can’t help but feel that Si was involved in brokering this somewhere down the line ...

 

”He is a fantastic player. I’ve seen clips on vhs. I don’t know his second name but you only have to pay a third of his wages so 100k a week and he is all yours. Can you meet him in person? I’m afraid not, he’s in quarantine for eating a bat” 

[Leyton388]

6 hours ago, Code said:

 

We once loaned Steven Caulker and played him up front. 

 

Ighalo will be a good signing for them sadly.

 

Hes not played since the beginning of December and will have to stay in quarantine for two weeks before he even gets on the training pitch. 

 

From Haland to this is funny.

[Barrington Womble]

Even Neil Warnock was on SSN last night saying he turned ighalo down on loan last year and he'd just had a new striker die in a plane crash and was desperately trying to fight relegation! I was incredible how many different people were saying is was desperation. 

 

Saying all that, he'll probably go on and score 10 goals now. 

[Moo]

Ighalo looked decent to me when he was at Watford and I think will do okay for them.  If they couldn't buy a player who they see as integral (such as Fernándes) they're right to look at a loan in January so theoretically they've made a good decision here.  Of course only time will tell. 

[rubble-rouser]

They really are desperate for us not to win this league aren't they? Importing the fucking virus.