Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[deiseach]

8 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

This might be my favourite RedCafe post of all time:

I'd be interested in seeing the responses, which I imagine be will be along the lines of:

They're not all daft over there.

[alles ist gut]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Fairly brutal piece from Football 365. Here’s a taster.,,,

 

https://www.football365.com/news/fernandes-already-handicapped-by-solskjaers-man-utd-selection

 

 

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Luke Shaw, one of the League’s least threatening full-backs

Clearly this writer has never seen him tear through a hotel breakfast table

[alles ist gut]

Also, by the time MUFC next take the field, on February the seventeenth, they will almost certainly be mathematically eliminated from winning the league.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, deiseach said:

I'd be interested in seeing the responses, which I imagine be will be along the lines of:

They're not all daft over there.

You’d be surprised. 

[Tj hooker]

BRUNO FERNANDES WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS

0 goals
0 assists

1 yellow card  
77% accurated passes
0 key passes
0 crosses

0 successful dribbles

26x possession lost
4/12 duels won

3 times dribbled past

 

Impressive start keep it up young man 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

BRUNO FERNANDES WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS

0 goals
0 assists

1 yellow card  
77% accurated passes
0 key passes
0 crosses

0 successful dribbles

26x possession lost
4/12 duels won

3 times dribbled past

 

Impressive start keep it up young man 

The media have been saying he had a good game.

[magicrat]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

The media have been saying he had a good game.

He was their best player which says very little 

[Tj hooker]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

The media have been saying he had a good game.

Considering the shite that midfield have been serving up in recent months then he probably did .

Just goes to show how far they have fallen .

[3 Stacks]

39 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

BRUNO FERNANDES WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS

0 goals
0 assists

1 yellow card  
77% accurated passes
0 key passes
0 crosses

0 successful dribbles

26x possession lost
4/12 duels won

3 times dribbled past

 

Impressive start keep it up young man 

They were basically giving him the ball at every opportunity and saying "please do something good with it". 

[TheDrowningMan]

13 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

This might be my favourite RedCafe post of all time:

 

 

I wonder if at any point it occurred to the author that them taking points off of us could have made a significant contribution to our form since? Maybe the indignity was a necessary wake up call on our way to this 22 point lead.

[dockers_strike]

Well, if united fans want to hold onto the fact they may be the only team to take points off us this season, I dont think they will but whatever, that shows how far they have fallen.

 

[Guest]

You don't have to fall far to have fallen far, but they have fallen far. 

[alles ist gut]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

You don't have to fall far to have fallen far, but they have fallen far. 

Once David “The Proven Winner” Moyes has touched you, you are never the same.

[lifetime fan]

Long read, but it seems Ole learnt the liking for brown envelopes stuffed with cash from Fergie. 
 

 

http://josimarfootball.com/the-double-agent/

[Code]

9 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Long read, but it seems Ole learnt the liking for brown envelopes stuffed with cash from Fergie. 
 

 

http://josimarfootball.com/the-double-agent/

I know the agent very well.

 

Dont take everything at face value in that article, there is an agenda there.

[Lee909]

38 minutes ago, Code said:

I know the agent very well.

 

Dont take everything at face value in that article, there is an agenda there.

Read something the other day Ole and some agent signed a player Babacar Sarr they knew had rape and sexual assault charges against him. Played for Ole, he kept talking him up and then more rape allegations came up locally and Ole and the agent got him out of Norway to Russia and now playing in Saudi with a interpol warren out on him. 

 

Do you know anything of the story 

[Lee909]

This thread goes on after these 

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

It was going so well until the second to last paragraph. You can’t expect us to believe that the cheeky little elf is actually a bit of a nark when things don’t go his way.

[Code]

Sarr was found not guilty.

[Captain]

2 hours ago, Code said:

I know the agent very well.

 

Dont take everything at face value in that article, there is an agenda there.

Was he the one that told you Haaland would end up at Man U as well?

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Sarr was found not guilty.

Yet there is a international arrest warrent for him because he failed to show up for a new case. Refused give a blood sample. 

 

 

According to the court consisting of three judges, of which two were laymen, it was not proven beyond a reasonable doubt he had committed rape. The two laymen concluded there was doubt regarding the question of guilt. The professional judge disagreed.

 

http://josimarfootball.com/the-b-sarr-transfer-to-siberia/

 

 

 

[Code]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

Was he the one that told you Haaland would end up at Man U as well?

No.

 

If the mancs had not fucked up the deal he would have gone there though.

[Duff Man]

9 minutes ago, Code said:

No.

 

If the mancs had not fucked up the deal he would have gone there though.

Ha, that true? Really hope so.

[Anubis]

Interesting to see they were after Josh King again in January, given that article. 

[an tha]

Comical Ole getting former Watford and recently tearing up the Chinese super league striker Ighalo in