Drones at Gatwick

[Section_31]

Russians this, nailed on.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

It’s quite brilliant how slow the security services were to act. Makes you wonder is Trident really worth all that money? 

[Rico1304]

7 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

It’s quite brilliant how slow the security services were to act. Makes you wonder is Trident really worth all that money? 

I think nuking Gatwick may be a slightly disproportionate response to a cunt with a drone but I’m happy to give it a go.  

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I like the idea of training birds of prey to attack drones. Proper nature versus technology battle.

 

There's one near me and it hovers over my house when I'm on the loo reading Viz, I swear he's peeking through my velux. Just buy a subscription yourself, you skinflint!

[Dougie Do'ins]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Russians this, nailed on.

My first thought too. Sadly, it wont be long before someone with more serious intent start using drones to down aircraft.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Cunt behaviour 

[Dr Nowt]

Drones, eh. What could possibly go wrong.

[skend04]

 

36 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Russians this, nailed on.

Have to agree. Vlad is trolling us, talking about going ahead with democracy and Brexit, and then flying these fuckers off his mobile phone from the back of his limo. We'll be eating tinned beetroot after March next year and driving Ladas.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

Have to agree. Vlad is trolling us, talking about going ahead with democracy and Brexit, and then flying these fuckers off his mobile phone from the back of his limo. We'll be eating tinned beetroot after March next year and driving Ladas.

I had nothing to do with it! My only crime is using them to hover around attractive female's bedroom windows. I am not (much of) a deviant you know.

[tokyojoe]

21 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I like the idea of training birds of prey to attack drones. Proper nature versus technology battle.

 

There's one near me and it hovers over my house when I'm on the loo reading Viz, I swear he's peeking through my velux. Just buy a subscription yourself, you skinflint!

Get a shotgun.

[Rico1304]

4 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Get a shotgun.

George Ezra? He’d be useless. 

[Mike D]

[Jairzinho]

Who could have possibly predicted drones would be used for nefarious means?

[Anubis]

It’ll turn out to be some little 14 year old shit.

[General Dryness]

36 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I like the idea of training birds of prey to attack drones. Proper nature versus technology battle.

 

There's one near me and it hovers over my house when I'm on the loo reading Viz, I swear he's peeking through my velux. Just buy a subscription yourself, you skinflint!

Hold on, people can buy subscriptions to watch you on the lav? Hats off mate, good work if you can get it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Allowing random twats to own small, unlicensed flying machines ‘obviously insane’

20th December 2018

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PRIVATELY operated drones are a clear sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.

Researchers found it was ‘demonstrably insane’ to allow the average idiot to own a small, unpredictable flying machine.

 

 

 

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “We’re now allowing anyone to send a two-foot wide, unmanned helicopter into the air.

“You know how, in the course of a typical day, you come across at least a dozen utter morons that you wouldn’t trust to boil an egg?

“Do you see what I’m getting at?”

He added: “Can we please just stop – for five fucking minutes – and think about this?”

 

 

[magicrat]

They will be licensed if the Government ever decide to do their jobs instead of pushing the country over a fucking cliff

[Oh Buoy]

 

Why did they decide to lob a mugshot of the CEO on there? 

 

I'm not sure if that's a serious face or whether he's actually behind the drones and just can't keep a straight face. 

[Bjornebye]

Drones are a fucking ridiculous idea. Fair enough let the security services use them but don't make them available to some cunt who can buy one off the internet then strap a bomb to it and fly it into a plane/built up area. Isis must be pissing themselves. We may as well start selling surface to air missiles in M&S 

[Bjornebye]

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Drones are a fucking ridiculous idea. Fair enough let the security services use them but don't make them available to some cunt who can buy one off the internet then strap a bomb to it and fly it into a plane/built up area. Isis must be pissing themselves. We may as well start selling surface to air missiles in M&S 

Funny you should say that, I wondered what it was next to the turkey crowns.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Funny you should say that, I wondered what it was next to the turkey crowns.

Tonys maa mistook it for a sex toy. We might not hear from him for a while 

[Rico1304]

Wait till they develop swarming drones that travel at a couple of hundred miles an hour.  Two, three hundred of those weighing a few grams each attacking someone or something.  Impossible to stop.  

[Anubis]

Anyone else desperately want this to be The Annoying Devil from Balls of Steel?

[Chip Butty]

The Po-Po catch any'a theez cats, theyz going down blud, down.

 

 

 

Breaking news that the Horley and Surrey drone and modelling club has been raided tonight.