FA Cup final

[scudger99]

Hobo's affording cup final tickets mmmm ?  I detect a fatal flaw in the theory Watson.

Any hobo with a Cup Final ticket is bound to have enough about him to require a better class of bum to dead fuck than Maureen's.

Though I love the thought of it.

[Hades]

Imagine wanting to watch a match with Conte and Mourinho as the managers.

[Hades]

Actually, might watch it so I can moan about how boring Conte and Mourinho are. Superb entertainment.

[Greycellgreen]

It's a bit like Alien vs Predator - you can't actually root for either side.

 

On balance, I'd probably prefer United to lose, but for the most part...

 

The Xenomorphs natural instinct is to be an absolute bastard, they can’t help it. They’re Chelsea. The Predator actually chooses to be a cunt, it’s sole reason to live is to fuck with other species shit, they’re United.

 

I hope the Xenomorphs completely fuck the dreadlocked wankers up.

[s(k)aturation]

It’s Manchester United so I’d prefer Chelsea to win. I won’t be watching it.

 

 

I'll PM you the result, Tone, just prior to next season's League Cup Final.

[Ginny]

Hope the Mancs get twatted 10-0 the fuckin horrible cunts

[sir roger]

Mourinho unbeaten in 6 cup finals when managing in England while Conte is 0-2, so hoping form turns on its head.

[TheHowieLama]

Is it over yet?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Lingard AGS, Fabregas card, Phil Jones card - 66/1.

 

Hazard AGS, Sanchez AGS, Valencia, Pogba, Bakayoko and Moses to be carded - 2000/1.

 

Rashford 2 + goals, Giroud AGS, Man United to lift the trophy, Azpilicueta card, Sanchez card, red card in the game - 5000/1.

[SammyAftershave]

Paddy Power offering some possible mitigation for the inevitable disgruntlement:

 

Alexis Sanchez to score in 90 minutes and Man Utd to win the match Was 11/2 NOW 8/1

 

Chelsea v Man Utd - Half-Time/Full-Time

Man Utd / Chelsea 35/1

 

Chelsea v Man Utd - Half-Time/Full-Time

Chelsea / Man Utd 40/1

 

That however, would involve goals being scored that on the face of it doesn't look likely.

[Gym Beglin]

Win lose or draw Chelsea fans will have had a great day what with the Royal wedding.

 

“ALL THE. BEST ARRY”

[cloggypop]

Come on not Manchester United!

[Moctezuma]

Win lose or draw Chelsea fans will have had a great day what with the Royal wedding.

 

“ALL THE. BEST ARRY”

 

Seeing them walk around town today, the vast majority with polo shirts buttoned up to the top emphasising their spectacular guts and chins, while clinging on to their little butchers aprons, reminded me why I fucking hate that gang of right wing arseholes. Most of the united fans I saw looked like they were foreigners there for a big day out.

[Jennings]

Chelsea number 2 on the shirt looks upside down.

[magicrat]

Is it over yet?

 

It may as well be. Instant cure for insomnia

[El Rojo]

Mourinho hoping to win 0-0.

[magicrat]

That cheating little prick Young already giving the ref an earful.

[magicrat]

That a pen . manc cunts

[The Golden Eel]

There's a lot of choice these days but I'm struggling to think of anyone I like less in football than Ander Herrera. Horrible little shit

[manwiththestick]

Is it just me or is the crowd not in the game. No audible singing just general hub bub.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I don't think I'll ever understand why Chelsea sold Matic, and to a rival too. Staggering decision.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Is it just me or is the crowd not in the game. No audible singing just general hub bub.

Yep. It's weird. Just a general noise in the background.

[Jennings]

Used to be a sending off that type of foul. Before today that is.

[Hand Shandy]

Phil being Phil...

 

Should be off.

[manwiththestick]

Good pen.