Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[Anubis]

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[Harry Squatter]

Yet again none of these itk bullshitters had any idea we would bid for Moses Simon. None of them knew about Fabinho. Think that they should just stick to working in KFC or playing FIFA in their bedroom whilst still living at home with their ma.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Are we actually bidding for the guy?

[Guest]

Yet again none of these itk bullshitters had any idea we would bid for Moses Simon. None of them knew about Fabinho. Think that they should just stick to working in KFC or playing FIFA in their bedroom whilst still living at home with their ma.

Rumbled.

[Greycellgreen]

He’s on our radar, which is the step before monitoring I think.

[Guest]

Are we actually bidding for the guy?

Wanted

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/who-moses-simon-meet-10m-14748529

 

Preparing bid

 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/06/liverpool-interested-signing-nigeria-ace-moses-simon-support-mohamed-salah-sadio-mane-7608888/

 

Considering bid

 

http://www.goal.com/en/news/liverpool-interested-in-signing-10m-rated-moses-simon-from/1caxxvrr0i91g1gilr9qo1pjv6

[aRdja]

Yet again none of these itk bullshitters had any idea we would bid for Moses Simon. None of them knew about Fabinho. Think that they should just stick to working in KFC or playing FIFA in their bedroom whilst still living at home with their ma.

Got DMs about him from both El Rojo and TheBitch just before the CL final.

[Jairzinho]

His middle name is Daddy, so surely exceptions will be made.

Looking forward to Klopp saying "Daddy? Daddy cool."

[Grinch]

Half expecting an out of the blue Yann Sommer.

[Harry Squatter]

The mancs and Barcelona are after Lenglet from Sevilla. A centre back with a 30m release clause. Looked decent against us and the mancs in the CL.

[Lee909]

It then goes on to say how error prone he is

 

 

He gets us,get it done

[dockers_strike]

Alan Hansen made mistakes in defence in his first few years. Even van Dijk has made mistakes in defence for us.

[Jose Jones]

Isn’t that one of Carvalho’s Bundesliga favourites?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Isn’t that one of Carvalho’s Bundesliga favourites?

He is. Cracking player, but short for a cb. Always clings to his man like shit to a blanket.

[Anubis]

New signing! Welcome to Liverpool Phillipp Jacobsen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Liverpool have confirmed the arrival of Philipp Jacobsen as the club’s new medical rehabilitation and performance manager.

 

 

Jacobsen worked as Aspetar’s senior physio from 2007 to 2015 before moving on to work with the Qatar national team until 2017. He then took on a lead role and headed up a specialist team assigned to the care of elite foreign athletes visiting Aspetar – mostly from football and athletics.

 

He has previously worked in football with Greek giants Panathinaikos, serving as the club’s head physio between 2001 and 2004, and joined Portsmouth in 2005.

 

Jacobsen will now head up Liverpool’s Melwood-based medical team alongside Dr Andrew Massey.”

[Josef Svejk]

Apparently we headhunted him as a goalkeeper concussion specialist...

[3 Stacks]

Apparently we headhunted him as a goalkeeper concussion specialist...

 

Is this shit supposed to be funny?

[setreal]

I support Łıᶌêᵲᵽööl FC not Çağlar Söyüncü FC.

[Anny Road]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/gossip

 

Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah has been offered to Barcelona by his representatives and they are ready to open negotiations. The 25-year-old Egypt international could be the alternative to Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann in the summer if Barca fail to sign the 27-year-old. (AS)

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Clickbait crap

[sh#t waffle]

Chinny reckon, Barca.

[moof]

100m plus Ousmane and Ter Stegen, then we can start negotiating.

[Russ Atmosphere]

The formula is

window of first agitation + 1 year = bye

[Greycellgreen]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/gossip

 

Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah has been offered to Barcelona by his representatives and they are ready to open negotiations. The 25-year-old Egypt international could be the alternative to Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann in the summer if Barca fail to sign the 27-year-old. (AS)

More chance of Scarlett Johansson shitting on my chest. They still owe us money from the last two deals. Fuck Barca and fuck Spain in general.

[Anubis]

The BBC quoting AS. BBC News and Sport is proper shite now.