Southampton (H) League Cup semi final 2nd Leg - no shit puns edition

[Total Longo]

Negative creeps everywhere. We'll win this at a canter. UP THE REDS!

[LFC 6 Times]

Van dijk out for 3 months, huge boost for us.

[Paco]

Clyne a major doubt tonight.

[Red House]

If we can't break down a centre-back pairing made up of one of the worst defenders in the league in Yoshida and another who's never even started a league game, then we've definitely lost our mojo. 

[Red House]

Van dijk out for 3 months, huge boost for us.

 

Might get the £20m we want for Sakho now.

[Tony Moanero]

I hope they put 4 or 5 past us.

[Tony Moanero]

Was gonna watch this after that calamity on Saturday but like the Sheperd to the lamb, like the wave unto the sand, I'll fix myself up with Flashscore.com.

And they better fucking lose the useless pricks, as I don't want my evening ruined.

[sir roger]

A real toss up this one , the bookies have both teams at 5/6 to go through.

 

Just hoping we can break out of the languor we have exhibited for over a month now.

 

Think Can needs dropping and put Lallana where he is most effective. Would probably go for Sturridge and Coutinho either side of Firmino up front.

[an tha]

A real toss up this one , the bookies have both teams at 5/6 to go through.

 

 

 

Think Can needs dropping and put Lallana where he is most effective. Would probably go for Sturridge and Coutinho either side of Firmino up front.

is right...this decision for my money needs taking - it isn't working playing players out of position/asking them to do a job...although it could be argued sturridge wider is another example of that...it shouldn't be case that our whole system turns to shite because 1 player is out - where is the cover?

 

he'd be better off changing formation than what has been doing...even shove milner up there where mane was and risk the moron at lb would be better.

 

it is the one big mark on klopp here so far for me how he has dealt with missing mane and cou so far...roots of it are in our paper thin squad of course

[Russ Atmosphere]

Might get the £20m we want for Sakho now.

 

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[johnsusername]

I hope we get beat, this place is much more interesting when we're doing badly. F**kers will probably go out and win 3-0 now, and ruin my entertainment.

[Adebisi]

I'm not someone who needs entertaining football to be happy, give me the win anytime, but the last couple games have really tested my patience.

 

I usually love the match cos I'll nearly always watch with family or friends and that's what it's all about but lately I just can't wait for the match to end. The Plymouth games in particular were like games against the Mancs in the sense that 90 minutes felt more like 5 hours.

 

I always tell my lass not to bother me during the match. Against Plymouth I started texting her I was that fucken bored.

[3 Stacks]

If we can't beat them at Anfield with a cup final berth on the line and with Fonte and van Dijk both out, we've got real problems.

[Adebisi]

If we can't beat them at Anfield with a cup final berth on the line and with Fonte and van Dijk both out, we've got real problems.

They kept us fairly quiet in that league game where we were at full strength. Am I right no Cou tonight?

 

They might be without their best two defenders but I don't fancy us scoring more than one without no Cou or Mane so we could be in for a long night

[an tha]

To avoid extra time/penalties or going out we pretty much have to score twice and not concede or score more than twice and win by more two or more in the process.

 

Last time we got a result like that was 8 games ago...

[Lario]

We're under lights, at Anfield, and on telly. I can't wait.

 

Fuck the naysayers!

[magicrat]

Looking forward to watching us picking a very tightly packed defense apart, We're so good at that .

For the record I think we will go through,. Unless we lose of course

[thegreatelephant]

just want a showdown with the Manc bastards so come on lads, get your fucking arses in gear.

 

if only JP could send a motivational tweet, i'm sure that'd work just as well

[Fowlers God]

In bed I'll. hope I sleep through although I will torture my self through stomach cramps and throwing up to watch whatever shite is thrown before my eyes. Season defining game? Possibly.

[Gym Beglin]

Line up just leaked:

 

Mignolet

Moreno

Lucas

Lovren

Clyne

Can

Wijnaldum

Henderson

Woodburn

Lallana

Ojo

[Gym Beglin]

Manninger

Moreno

Lucas

Lovren

Gomez

Ejaria

Alexander Arnold

Matip

Ojo

Sturridge

Lallana

[Arl arse]

Don't be shit.

[jimmycase]

Think this is going to be 1-1 on the night.

[Stickman]

We'll either be in the final or not there is no in between with this one.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We will go through comfortably then lose heroically in the final. It's in the stars. The stars I tell ya !