Songs that make you want to Murder kittens

[setreal]

 

So they have officially given up now? Fair enough.

[Ne Moe Imya]

This song is a good few years old now but there is a song used to come on the radio about a man who claims he "is trying to find the words to describe his girl without being disrespectful."

 

He then prepares to spend the rest of the song describing her as a "sexy bitch" and describing the way her "booty moves."  So I would say you didn't try too hard there, mate.  It's actually not that hard to describe someone, even a pretty woman, without being disrespectful.  At least make an effort if you're going to claim that as your goal.

[skend04]

One word. Horrible.

 

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Another word. Horrible.

[Trumo]

What the fuck happened to Runkle?

[easytoslip]

Your beautiful,? James blunt

Bodyguard. Whitney Houston

Im a survivor , don't know

Light up , coldplay,?

Brain frying stuff

[Harry Squatter]

Jack and Diane. John Cougar Mellencamp. Bit of a random song but try putting up with it non stop for 3 months working on a kids camp in America.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

One word. Horrible.

 

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Another word. Horrible.

People keep sharing this abomination on FaceAids, saying that it's "awesome".

 

It really isn't.

[Pureblood]

Blur - Parklife

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Blur - Parklife

See also, Country House.

"Ooh, look, 'Balzac' rhymes with 'Prozac' - Let's put that in a song and people will think we're clever."

 

Just fuck off and die, you shitrags.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just listened to 23 seconds of Galway Girl.

 

From comments I'd heard, I expected it to be bad, but.... fucksake.

[Trumo]

I've just listened to 23 seconds of Galway Girl.

 

From comments I'd heard, I expected it to be bad, but.... fucksake.

 

Saw a news item on the BBC earlier about changes the compilers of the UK Top 40 are going to make to their chart, on the back of EVERY song from Sheeran's latest album getting into the Top 40 at the same time. The chart was always going to be fucked the moment they included downloads and streaming because acts like Sheeran, Adele, Rihanna etc hog those mediums. I'm someone who used to groan when the likes of Take That, Westlife and Robson & Fucking Jerome could get to number one by releasing any old shite, so I can't imagine how tedious it must be to have one artist dominate the chart like Sheeran has.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Saw a news item on the BBC earlier about changes the compilers of the UK Top 40 are going to make to their chart, on the back of EVERY song from Sheeran's latest album getting into the Top 40 at the same time. The chart was always going to be fucked the moment they included downloads and streaming because acts like Sheeran, Adele, Rihanna etc hog those mediums. I'm someone who used to groan when the likes of Take That, Westlife and Robson & Fucking Jerome could get to number one by releasing any old shite, so I can't imagine how tedious it must be to have one artist dominate the chart like Sheeran has.

It occurred to me a while back that we need much better music and we need it now.

 

The way the world is polarising, left and right, with country after country being led by authoritarian "strong men" and citizens finding new forms of rebellion, these are clearly the most "interesting times" since the late Sixties.  Future film-makers are going to have so much material; but the soundtracks will be bland, disposable cack like Adele and Sheeran.

[VladimirIlyich]

I heard a sensible suggestion that they should use the album charts as a true reflection of the nation's musical tastes. I'd like to think that the greatest hits of the beatles,eagles,beach boys,the jam etc,would dominate it.

[Strontium]

I reckon if we murdered everyone who had ever bought an Ed Sheeran record, we would eliminate most of society's problems overnight.

[Juniper]

Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell

 

Fucking hate it, all the over the top/too high in the mix "Doooooo Whop Whop Whop" bit and that silly voice and laugh she does at the end.

 

Getting pissed off just typing this.

[Furmedge]

I presume somebody has already said anything by Celine Dion?

[Bjornebye]

I presume somebody has already said anything by Celine Dion?

She is ace

[Furmedge]

She is ace

Always knew there was something suspect about you.

[Bjornebye]

Always knew there was something suspect about you.

My heart will go on

[skend04]

I've just listened to 23 seconds of Galway Girl.

 

From comments I'd heard, I expected it to be bad, but.... fucksake.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one, it's fucking atrocious. Who told Ed he could rap? Or is he just trolling everyone knowing he's shit at it but safe in the knowledge that there are enough idiots buying into his schlock.

[Total Longo]

I heard it in JD sports in town yesterday and i instinctively knew what it was despite never hearing it before. Truly awful.