Songs that make you want to Murder kittens

[stringvest]

Anything by Florence and the Machine.

Caterwailing Harpie that.

 

yep.  Unforgivable staggering down the road drunk after being kicked out of the pub noise.  

[Remmie]

Anything by Florence and the Machine.

Caterwailing Harpie that.

You know a song is particularly shite when it stands out as particularly egregious over all the other utter shite they play at the gym. This is the one I am thinking of:

 

[Kant]

Anything by Coldplay.

Or Chris Martin's face.

The fucking scruff.

[ben48]

I'll always love you by, oh fuck it I can't remember her name,67 years old three parts pissed,Dione Warwick was her fuckin auntie or something.Anyway it went through ya like an air raid siren.

[RoboRiise]

Anything by Coldplay.

Or Chris Martin's face.

The fucking scruff.

 

Nailed it.  The first thing I thought when I saw the thread title was

 

 

Cunt of a tune, cunt of a cunt.

[Sugar Ape]

This might just be my most hated song of all time. One of them married Gail Porter and is almost certainly responsible for turning her bald as well the fucking arl arse.

 

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[Sugar Ape]

There's just so many. This shit bastard deserves to be in it.

 

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I like some of the comments on her Wiki page though:

 

James Frost and Robin Hawkins from The Automatic The Automatic stated that "If she was a punk rocker with flowers in her hair she'd get the s*** kicked out of her by other punk rockers, for having flowers in her hair. [...]"[This notion that her success has been carefully orchestrated by the use of public relations was echoed by media commentator Charlie Brooker: "She is the anti-christ of music"

[Sugar Ape]

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[skend04]

Anything by Ellie Fucking Goulding. The nasal whine is just horrendous yet she sells records by the bucketload.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

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Apparently it gets widely played at funerals, presumably as a result of the conversation

- Shall I put that James Blunt song on?

 

- Over my dead body.

[VladimirIlyich]

Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners,Red Red Wine by UB40.

[Remmie]

Haha love how the old boys are showing their hatred of 30 year old songs

[stringvest]

Give it a few years Rem.  If the hatred burns after 30 years, imagine what it was like when it was fresh and on the radio every two minutes?

[KMD7]

This might just be my most hated song of all time. One of them married Gail Porter and is almost certainly responsible for turning her bald as well the fucking arl arse.

 

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We have a winner. I fucking hate that song.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I've never heard this song before, but upon clicking on it my only reaction was this:

 

 

 

Fucking hell, I'd forgotten just how bad that was. Weapons grade ear aids.

[Mook]

Is it just me or does the sax in Baker Street make anyone else want to dive out the nearest window?

[stringvest]

Is it just me or does the sax in Baker Street make anyone else want to dive out the nearest window?

 

yeah, but you have to put that to one side.

[Boss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu_zwdmz0hE

[VladimirIlyich]

Haha love how the old boys are showing their hatred of 30 year old songs

I barely know anything or anybody in modern music as the commercial stuff is shite.

I am certain there is some good stuff around but it wont be on commercial radio.

[cloggypop]

In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins makes me leave the room as soon as I hear that horrible drum sound.

[easytoslip]

I'm a survivor by fuck knows , but truly painful especially when they start all that warbling, like most of those girl bands. Too many to mention.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins makes me leave the room as soon as I hear that horrible drum sound.

 

Oh, Lord!

[Redder Lurtz]

Wonderwall.

 

Meaningless drivel. But it rhymes though, our kid.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck. Right. Off.

[Lee909]

When you are right,you are right