Songs that make you want to Murder kittens

[matt1983]

Savage Garden - Truly madly deeply.

 

Its so bad it should be pooper scooped up, bagged and dropped in a shit bin, the shit bin should then be set aflame and those two fucks thrown on it.

Mate of mine sang that to his bride during his speech, and had prepared that some of the other lads stood up and joined in from around the room.

 

Luckily I was an evening guest.

 

They lasted 4 months.

[stringvest]

I feel the same about that Maverick's effort "Dance the night away" that I had to listen to at every function I worked at for about 18 months.

 

I've got to sing that fucker at a function on NYE.  Pity me.  I really hate that song.  

[Bjornebye]

I've got to sing that fucker at a function on NYE.  Pity me.  I really hate that song.  

 

Uncanny

 

[Boss]

 

[Tom araya]

Dancing in the moonlight!!!! Don't know who sings it and don't want to either,I fucking hate that song.

[stringvest]

Uncanny

 

 

twat.  

[Remmie]

Any of Rihanna's omnipresent ear aids. Doesn't matter where you are in the world, that shite gets hammered.

[ElishaScottBC]

 

 

Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXwYJyrKK5A

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Jonah Louie - Stop the Cavalry

 

It's as if he wrote it but didn't realise it was intolerable shite until he got to the studio. Fearing for his life from any angry mob that might hear it, he suddenly had a brainwave to cram in an unwarranted reference to Christmas, because people will forgive (and buy) any old tripe if you tell them it's festive. The rest, like the Black Death or the Holocaust, is history.

[Total Longo]

 

The Pol-Pot of xmas songs 

 

Throwing a manger in the video doesn't make this a Xmas song. Plus it's boss.

[Bjornebye]

Throwing a manger in the video doesn't make this a Xmas song. Plus it's boss.

Where is Maddie mate ?

[Boss]

 

[manwiththestick]

Everything by The 1975. They are on their second album now and still fucking mumbling but this time to a Peter Gabriel-esque 80's sound. Unoriginal pricks.

Their new song came on the radio the other day, at first I genuinely thought it was a cover of Fame by Bowie then changed my mind and thought it was Peter Gabriel. Terrible.

[VladimirIlyich]

All songs make me want to murder kittens because I hate cats. Not real ones like Lions,Tigers and Leopard but the little fuckers that shit in everybody's gardens and stop women finding the man they've always 'dreamed about.'

[Redder Lurtz]

I'm downloading a bunch of video playlists for the bar as I've got some video dj software so can just bung on a playlist and queue any requests we get.. Taking great pleaseure in deleting "wonderwall" wherever I see it.

 

"Got any oasis mate?"

"Anything in particular?"

"Wonderwall"

"Sorry, we haven't got that one. Can I recommend something by a little known artist named John Lennon?"

[cloggypop]

Just stick The Rutles on when you get asked for Oasis.

[Bjornebye]

I'm downloading a bunch of video playlists for the bar as I've got some video dj software so can just bung on a playlist and queue any requests we get.. Taking great pleaseure in deleting "wonderwall" wherever I see it.

 

"Got any oasis mate?"

"Anything in particular?"

"Wonderwall"

"Sorry, we haven't got that one. Can I recommend something by a little known artist named John Lennon?"

Is it just that song or the band in general?

[Bob]

I'm late to this thread but that fucking remix of Jackson 5s ABC is disgusting.

 

As is let's Marvin Gaye and get it on

[Redder Lurtz]

Is it just that song or the band in general?

 

Mainly that song, though I'm not really a fan anyway. Their early stuff was listenable and different enough to be interesting but latterly they became less relevant and plain bloody dreadful. It's like they used all their ideas on the first album and a half and just pulled ideas out of eachothers arses for the rest of their careers.

 

Fair fucks if they're up your street, they're just not mine particularly though got to admit I'm a fan of "All Around The World".

 

Wonderwall will not be making an appearance on my pub screens.

[Bjornebye]

Mainly that song, though I'm not really a fan anyway. Their early stuff was listenable and different enough to be interesting but latterly they became less relevant and plain bloody dreadful. It's like they used all their ideas on the first album and a half and just pulled ideas out of eachothers arses for the rest of their careers.

 

Fair fucks if they're up your street, they're just not mine particularly though got to admit I'm a fan of "All Around The World".

 

Wonderwall will not be making an appearance on my pub screens.

Fair do's mate. Cant wait to see the state of the first lager lout that lashes is on your jukebox

[Mook]

Further to Bob's post earlier in the thread, that Marvin Gaye & get it on song, some cunt has decided to stick it on a car advert, which is like having your leg chopped off & then someone using a video of it happening to sell fucking cars.

 

I think that song must top being murdered by his own Dad as the worst things that have ever happened to Marvin Gaye.

[Lee909]

Oh i seriously hope the ghosts of Marvin Gayle,James Brown and Otis Redding come back to give you a deserved kicking.

[Trumo]

A few years ago, some whiny cunt did an R&B song about his ex being a fucking bad slag. A few months later, some bint did a reply version. Both were utter fucking shite meffs who should have had kittens strangling THEM.

[setreal]

Return of the fucking Mack

[Mook]

Oh i seriously hope the ghosts of Marvin Gayle,James Brown and Otis Redding come back to give you a deserved kicking.

 

'Bit harsh, I didn't write the fucking thing and am terrified of ghosts.