Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

His plans are certainly turning to Dustin front of his very eyes.

Hopefully Vidic will turn to Dystain in front of his eyes too.

[Clem H Fandango]

Players wont leave that shithole unless another club will match or come close to their current salary.

Vidic will go to Inter on the same salary i imagine. Negrito and Duckface will try and stay as they won't get a decent contract somewhere else imo.

[Guest Kemlynreds]

There's an easy to learn, patented transfer stratedgy that Moyes can follow quite easily - look at who our main targets are and then nip in and offer just a little more.

It's not as if they need to nip in, wel'll let them have plenty of opportunity

[alles ist gut]

Players wont leave that shithole unless another club will match or come close to their current salary. Negrito and Duckface will try and stay as they won't get a decent contract somewhere else imo.

Or else try and grab a place in Beckham's Palm Beach retirement home team?

[Clem H Fandango]

Just realised/thought that with fergies demands for a match to be abandoned so he can win the league and with dermot's testimony , surely this should be automatic demotion for match fixing?

 

Other countries have done this, why are the english fa so spineless when it comes to punishing the scum properly.

[Tj hooker]

You can imagine the shit storm if it was any other club pulling stuff like this the FA would be all over it like a rash, it's match fixing pure

[Tj hooker]

You can imagine the shit storm if it was any other club pulling stuff like this the FA would be all over it like a rash, it's tantamount to match fixing pure& simple & as such the FA should act, does anyone think they will I know what I think

[Dr Nowt]

If Fulham score tomorrow I could see them sacking Moyes mid-match, and Ferguson coming out for the second half.

[nando1000]

Gimps..

 

Manchester United tweet: We're all set for another singing section trial. Looking forward to hearing plenty of noise at Old Trafford today...

[fowler9]

Gimps..

 

Manchester United tweet: We're all set for another singing section trial. Looking forward to hearing plenty of noise at Old Trafford today...

 

is it called the away end?

[Dr Nowt]

That "They dream of Moyes' resignation" chorus has to catch on among away fans surely.

 

Be awesome if that was audible on television when we go there.

[fowler9]

well as well as masterminding another epic fuck up I see he is using Mata exactly how I said he would i.e completely fucking wasting him

 

"come to think of it that Chelsea bench was actually quite comfortable"

[FrenchEyeGlass]

well as well as masterminding another epic fuck up I see he is using Mata exactly how I said he would i.e completely fucking wasting him

 

"come to think of it that Chelsea bench was actually quite comfortable"

 

Buy a 5ft7 playmaker, stick him in the box and smash crosses at him.

 

LOGIC.

[The Golden Eel]

well as well as masterminding another epic fuck up I see he is using Mata exactly how I said he would i.e completely fucking wasting him

 

"come to think of it that Chelsea bench was actually quite comfortable"

Yep, there was no way Moyes was going to use Mata properly

[Dr Nowt]

Grey Mata.

[stringvest]

Mataplan

[KMD7]

It doesn't mata anymore

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

What have I done?

 

[Dr. J]

It doesn't mata anymore

 

 

There you go trophies, and here am I

Well I left you there and now I sit and cry-y-y-y

Golly gee, or rather, juuuust fuck me

Well, I guess I don't mata anymore.

[MLB]

Hahaha remember when they signed Mata and loads of people were like "They will definitely be back in the race for fourth now!!!"

[A_S]

If it goes tits up at mancland I will not have the slightest bit of sympathy for Mata. I can understand him wanting out of Chelsea, given he was their player of the year last season, yet was on the bench for much of this campaign, hardly ideal in a WC year. He is a class player that would have had his choice of clubs, yet he went to what has all the appearances of a sinking ship. And a fucking classless ship at that. Fuck him.

[MLB]

Mata signing for that shower is one of the worst decisions any footballer has made in recent times.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I never thought I'd say this, but David Moyes has brought more smiles to my face than any other non-Liverpool manager.

[Russ Atmosphere]

WhatsaMatayouhey?

[setreal]

Six.

Year.

Contract.

 

 

That is all.