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Eye Tests


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I'm looking for an all round package as I might need glasses.

 

Shit being over 16

 

I think they are all about the same to be honest, but I will recommend you go to optical express in Liverpool 1. They are very good and have the best glasses in my opinion, they also do laser eye surgery, so you can get a quote while your there. I don't think you will be able to get laser eye surgery straight away though, so you may have to wear glasses for at least 2 years. I presume you are having problems viewing things at a distance, if so once you get the surgery you will never need to wear glasses for distance again. People's eyesight for reading generally gets worse as you get older, but once your distance goes once it never gets worse, unless you have something wrong with your eyes.

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It's glasses for me if there is a problem, I reckon I would fuck loads of birds if I wore glasses

 

You can still have laser eye surgery if you need glasses for reading. The thing is though near sightedness gets worse as you get older, so you may have to wear glasses when you turn old, but that is true for people who are long sighted also.

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  • 2 years later...

I think I have eye aids.

 

Had something in my eye on Saturday. Now my right eye looks like the eye of someone who has been trying to match Oliver Reed round for round.

 

Tis unpleasant

 

I'm afraid there was nothing we could do, Mrs chevettehs; he had an eye like Jordan's clout. 

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Had my eyes tested a couple of weeks ago and the lady optician was fucking drop dead gorgeous, I mean, really fucking rampant; dusky, long dark hair, figure hugging blue mini dress, sheer black stockings, high heel.

 

I sat there for 10 minutes as she pressed her fabulous tits into my shoulders, it was magic until she goes, "...and men of your age...". She might as well have chucked a bucket of freezing cold water over me. At least I didn't chuck my custard in my kecks.

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