Darts

[Baltar]

The kid is unreal. Mad how he already has a dart pro's body at 16. Are the kids in the darts academy fed a special diet, like the sumo kids are? 

[Dave D]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Cross looks like he can't handle the pressure today and goes to bits.

I’d agree- Littler is crushing people but he’s mainly been up against journeymen or past their prime types.

 

Im doing him a disservice but I think Humphries or MVG would beat him but this kind of momentum is going to take some stopping 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Cross playing the boy and not the board.

 

I wish he was 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is unreal. 

[Rushies tash]

Fucking hell, that 132 check out.

 

[an tha]

Got the cock out now.

 

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

...but I think Humphries or MVG would beat him but this kind of momentum is going to take some stopping 

 

Well, we'll find out soon enough. Personally, I think he'll batter whoever he plays in the final. 

[Clem H Fandango]

Fucking ell wayne calm your tits.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Littler would be an absolute shoe-in for Sports Personality of the Year 2024 if darts was a sport and not actually a pub game. 

[Dave D]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

 

Well, we'll find out soon enough. Personally, I think he'll batter whoever he plays in the final. 

I think you might be right.

 

Without trying to get all wise and profound but Winning it at this age might not do him any favours in the long term 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Dave D said:

I think you might be right.

 

Without trying to get all wise and profound but Winning it at this age might not do him any favours in the long term 

 

Ounce of beak and binning the missus before the final, I reckon. 

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

I think you might be right.

 

Without trying to get all wise and profound but Winning it at this age might not do him any favours in the long term 

 

The Micheal Carroll of darts..

[Jairzinho]

Bummed. 

[an tha]

Staggering.

 

Absolutely unprecedented stuff.

[Elite]

Sensational.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He was brilliant tonight. Hope he wins the lot.

[Clem H Fandango]

In 2 years he'll be plastered in tattoos, you heard it here first.

[Dave D]

Jeremy Kyle might be the only man to be able to solve the age debate 

[Elite]

If he keeps this up he might just well end up better than Bobby George.

[ralph]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

He was brilliant tonight. Hope he wins the lot.

Deserves it, totally unfazed by it all as well as fantastic figures.

[Clem H Fandango]

Growth spurt will ruin him.

[Dave D]

Winning it would get him a tour card at least 2 years, put him at the forefront of the premier league and qualify for all the major tournaments. Probably about 35 weeks of the next year taken up plus all the media and exhibition stuff.

 

At 16 years old that’s mad 

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

Winning it would get him a tour card at least 2 years, put him at the forefront of the premier league and qualify for all the major tournaments. Probably about 35 weeks of the next year taken up plus all the media and exhibition stuff.

 

At 16 years old that’s mad 

 

Bye bye sweet joy of youth, welcome to Hearns cash cow and life on the road.

[Bjornebye]

Shittest walk on music ever here

[Dave D]

He’s already won £200k possibly rising to £500k if he wins it 

[an tha]

Half the man he used to be Humphries..