Should people prepare for having a Kid before they look for a Girlfriend

[Guest simon]

I was asked if i had my own Piece yesterday Yea you heard me right Piece! Anywas why i found that disrespectful i continued to talk. I answered no I'm not worthy yet. One of the Lads turned to me after laaghing and called me a faggot very seriously. To which i replied actually caring about women? I dont have a Stable Job, I live with my parents so the way i see it is my parents are looking after me. Im in allot of debt which is being payed, So im not financialy stabe despite doing some labouring. I don't fit the Bill to be a Dad, So in my eyes I'm not worthy of a Girl Friend yet. As much as i want too i dont even see myself worthy of having one night stands. Even if you play safe theres a slight chance. Then what? Some girl you dont know anything about has your child? How do you look after it? ?You cant look after yourself. My question is Should people be prepared for a Chid before even having Sex will never happen happen and something i didnt give a fuck about 7 years ago. But i do know so i will be cewlebate till im worthy unless im smashed out of my head and have no choice

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[Elite]

It's all about your own quality of life I think. I am sure having a girlfriend Simon would make you a lot happier, just because you have not got much money and live at home does not mean you are not fit to have a girlfriend, it's not as if you have people depending on you.

 

You are thinking way ahead of yourself mate, get a bird have some fun.

[Acid]

Get a girlfriend, but don't have sex with her. Just get a good nosh off her instead.

[Sugar Ape]

You can't get her pregnant if you pull out or have sex standing up.

[Ian Sea]

Get a girlfriend, but don't have sex with her. Just get a good nosh off her instead.

 

Or bum her.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The only 100% effective contraceptives are anal and swallowing

[robslappa]

The fear of having kids shouldn't stop you from having a good time.

 

Double bag it, if it makes you feel more comfortable.

[Guest simon]

You can't get her pregnant if you pull out or have sex standing up.

 

You think pulling out helps? you need to go back to Sex Ed. What abouyt precum aye? Chances are much slimmer but still very possible.

[Sugar Ape]

You think pulling out helps? you need to go back to Sex Ed. What abouyt precum aye? Chances are much slimmer but still very possible.

 

I may have been a tad facetious there Si.

[Elite]

When was the last time you got laid Si?

[Guest simon]

When was the last time you got laid Si?

 

A fair bit ago i got a blowy about a month ago though, Dont get me wrong ive had plenty of offers but i just haven't wanted to after everyone i know ids having unplanned children. When i waws in somerset i could any time i went out same here i suppose.

[Elite]

A fair bit ago i got a blowy about a month ago though, Dont get me wrong ive had plenty of offers but i just haven't wanted to after everyone i know ids having unplanned children. When i waws in somerset i could any time i went out same here i suppose.

 

As long as you rubber up you'll be fine. There'll be a time when you get older to be celibate.

[Bobby Hundreds]

No point in denying yourself through the fear of making a mistake, just take precautions and have a ball.

[robslappa]

As long as you rubber up you'll be fine. There'll be a time when you get older to be celibate.

 

Exactly. He can become celibate when he's married.

[Anubis]

I think you are presupposing that the girl would want children, Simon. I think you are putting the cart before the horse.

[Paulie Dangerously]

You'll regret not doing them si. I look back at dozens of chances I had to get laid more in my younger days and cringe. One day ill finish that flux capacitor...

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Si, are you capable of having children or just assuming that you can get a girl pregnant from 20 yards?

[Carvalho Diablo]

People should prepare for having a kid before they have a kid.

 

Birds ? Stick a johnny on and bang the flaps off it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

You'll regret not doing them si. I look back at dozens of chances I had to get laid more in my younger days and cringe. One day ill finish that flux capacitor...

 

You can buy a framed flux capacitor that lights up, I want to buy one and put it above the toilet and tell people it's a flush capacitor, my bird says it doesn't go with the decor and i should grow up. The boring cow.

[Karl_b]

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[silverlining]

I love you simon, but I'm not sure the world is ready for your progeny

 

Although several medical research laboratories are

[zigackly]

I think eugenics has a lot going for it.

[Beantown Red]

You could have some of your sperm stored in a sperm band and get a vasectomy

[stevienando]

Mini Si? The world would be a better place.

[Anny Road]

Just rattle as many as you can.