Kate Middleton

[Section_31]

Pretty outrageous that we don't have a thread on this little saucepot. Whatever you think of the wedding fuss, she is quite outrageous. I bet any future knight who has to kneel at her wasteline is going to struggle to stand up straight again.

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Tit pics now, or your arse is a Neg-magnet.

[Section_31]

God save the Queen I say.

 

 

 

 

 

[dennis tooth]

Shes nothing special is she? I mean for a Royal she is a stunner but that means nothing unless you also an inbred in which case the Royals may seem to be attractive to you, the queen has probably been the best bit of crumpet in the Royal family for the past 60 years as I don't rate that tranny Diana and don't accept she was actually a Royal given that Charles is gay.

 

I hate the way ordinary looking people become pin ups because of publicity or being due to sporting success or some such like being on TV. Carole Vordermann syndrome I would call the condition. If you saw her in the street you wouldn't blink.

[Hand Shandy]

I bet Harry has...

[RedKnight]

A few years knocking about with the Royals and she'll start looking like a horse like the rest of them.

[Guest TK-421]

Like my ex but with smaller tits, less brains and, I'm willing to bet, far less psychotic.

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

 

 

 

Marone!!!

[Fowlers God]

Watching now at work would love to smash her sisters back doors in/

[Hand Shandy]

Aye, the sister's definitely worth one...

[Paulie Dangerously]

The mother too

[Fowlers God]

Bet harry will smash the sister and the mum later on!

[dennis tooth]

Bet harry will smash the sister and the mum later on!

 

Much more likely than Will's getting it on with Kate, he's gayer than his dad!

 

A gay and a redhed kid! Must be proud, probably not even Charles kids them, Micheal Jackson had a better claim on his kids than him.

[Acid]

[Gym Beglin]

Is this the best fap-worthy royal in recent memory?

[Pony Princess]

I'd put my spunk trumpet up kate, the sister or the mother. Probably stick my cock in kates arse then have the sister suck the shit off my dick while the mum wears the sister fanny like a feedbag.

[stevebaby]

God save the Queen I say.

 

 

 

Got a pouch like a kangaroo on her. I'd hop right in and give the dirty little trollop a jump.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Got the shoulders of a middle weight boxer.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Her and her sister. Yes fucking please. I'd get nasty all up in dat shiiit.

[Teflon Don]

Shes nothing special is she? I mean for a Royal she is a stunner but that means nothing unless you also an inbred in which case the Royals may seem to be attractive to you, the queen has probably been the best bit of crumpet in the Royal family for the past 60 years as I don't rate that tranny Diana and don't accept she was actually a Royal given that Charles is gay.

 

Much more likely than Will's getting it on with Kate, he's gayer than his dad!

 

A gay and a redhed kid! Must be proud, probably not even Charles kids them, Micheal Jackson had a better claim on his kids than him.

 

Impressive stuff, even by DT's standards.

[Liverpool lad]

I would shag her until the room stunk

[Rico1304]

Have you noticed the dwarf bridesmaid? There is a theme in my life at the moment...

[Trucker Paddy]

Somebody put a picture of the sister up, I'm on the road and there banging on about her on the radio

[dennis tooth]

Her sister wearing big ring ear rings, big ear rings, for those that aren't aware are used subconsciously by women advertising themselves, as the ears go red when sexually aroused/available and this generally means the women is a filthy whore or on the bounce and so by default a a filthy whore. Women with big ear rings normally get really drunk also but I dont know if thats related to the above or just a side effect. Consider also the subconscious implications of the big ring shape, the big gaping ring shaped ear ring, could it be, no, surely she's not trying to remind me of something that might also gape and be wide open when trying to present herself?

Anyway, it says one thang about her, William better be on his guard, if there is ever a divorce it will be her sister who will mess it up for them for sure. The ugly bugger wouldn't be able to turn her sister down would he?

[Carradona]

In the words of Leon, I would get in Pippa's ass. I would get in that ass. That's what the fuck I would do. I'd pull that asshole open, step into that asshole, close the door behind me, take a spray-paint can and write CAIN WAS HERE! I'd leave that motherfucker open so that she knows I've been there.