Kate Middleton

[greenoak]

She is so plain its not true. Horrible hair.... Nice teeth, thats about it

 

Seen better looking birds on tescos tills

[Section_31]

She is so plain its not true. Horrible hair.... Nice teeth, thats about it

 

Seen better looking birds on tescos tills

 

Most obvious neg in negging history.

 

That's you in the front.

 

 

Get the fuck out of town!

[Section_31]

Pippa is apparently back on the market.

 

I'm sick of Pippa, darling of the daily mail, trying to geg in on Kate's shit. She's a pumpkin faced fuck.

[Carradona]

Yea, I'm with Section here. She actually looks like a garden gnome.

[Trucker Paddy]

Have any ex's of Kates come outta the woodwork with stories/photos or have they all been "silenced"

[Pony Princess]

I love Kate. She is pretty, strong and graceful, like a princess should be - she found her knight in shining armour and showed that even though he is away in the Falklands she can still hold her own.

 

Three cheers for Princess Kate, a princess all of us young girls can aspire to be like! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

 

Any of you guys who are talking about 'smashing her' or 'spunking on her tight twat' etc need to show some respect - that is our future queen!

[Pony Princess]

Have any ex's of Kates come outta the woodwork with stories/photos or have they all been "silenced"

 

Come now, mate. We all know there is nothing to tell. Wills and Kate saved themselves for their wedding night - on which they made sweet love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Trucker Paddy]

 

Come now, mate. We all know there is nothing to tell. Wills and Kate saved themselves for their wedding night - on which they made sweet love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

 

Of course.

For what's it worth I think she's absolute quality

[navbasi]

Come now, mate. We all know there is nothing to tell. Wills and Kate saved themselves for their wedding night - on which they made sweet love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

 

I can believe that Wills has never spelt with a woman before his wedding night.

[Whelan]

I can believe that Wills has never spelt with a woman before his wedding night.

 

It's funny you say that, but I can imagine him playing scrabble with a women!

[navbasi]

It's funny you say that, but I can imagine him playing scrabble with a women!

 

Hahaha!

 

SLEPT obviously!

[KMD7]

I think she's fucking gorgeous

[chris71]

Come now, mate. We all know there is nothing to tell. Wills and Kate saved themselves for their wedding night - on which they made sweet love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

 

If he isn' t munching her box out at least once a night he must be a big gayer.

[L19red]

If he isn' t munching her box out at least once a night he must be a big gayer.

 

He's 12000 miles away from Angelsey, not even Gene Simmonds couldn't manage it from there.

[chris71]

He's 12000 miles away from Angelsey, not even Gene Simmonds couldn't manage it from there.

 

That's a poor excuse.

[jonnybastard]

She is far too thin, she makes Karen Carpenter look like a roly poly. Skinny birds have slack fannys- fact.

[Anubis]

Have any ex's of Kates come outta the woodwork with stories/photos or have they all been "silenced"

 

[Cardie]

Topless photos in a french magazine being published tomorrow!

[L19red]

Topless photos in a french magazine being published tomorrow!

 

I'm going to France today.

[redheart]

Come on she hasn't got much up top.....

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I am actually sick of seeing her face.

 

Not her fault as she is quite attractive.

 

Not as much as I am sick of seeing or hearing about her fucking sister though, who is a dog and who's arse is not all that the media attention it brought.

[Sugar Ape]

 

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why is it legal for a paparazzi to be a peeping Tom. Call me a prude but I think its wrong to invade privacy in such a manner whether the person is high profile or not, shamefull on the photographer and shamefull on the media outlet who profits from it. Okay tits.

[The Flâneur]

Some people have the strangest jobs.

[Pony Princess]

Hmm, 7/10 for the chesticles. Now, I wanna see some quim pics. I bet it is proper tidy, like a little mouses ear.