Donald Trump

[Anubis]

You're all kidding yourselves if you think my boy Jong-Un won't slit the wotsit from scrotum to throat.

[Vincent Vega]

The crazy one has sacked Rex Tillerson as Secretary Of State. He's being replaced by Mike Pompeo who was director of the CIA. 

[Section_31]

The new head of the CIA is a woman in her 60s who spent decades undercover and used to run a black site in Thailand where they waterboarded people. Just think that's someone's nan. Amazing.

[Trumo]

How long before he runs out of the bestest people to hire?

[Anubis]

Get the popcorn out. Rumour is that Tillerson is going to be making a statement to the press at 2pm ET.

[Section_31]

Get the popcorn out. Rumour is that Tillerson is going to be making a statement to the press at 2pm ET.

The state department guy who contradicted the story of tillerson's firing has now himself been fired.

[Anubis]

It's like one of those 1920's farces, but without any proper script. People exiting through one door as somebody else comes in through the French windows.

[Neil G]

This is going to end up like the opening credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Section_31]

Genuine quote, absolute genius:

 

Trump: “We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

[Lee909]

Fuck-ing hell

[magicrat]

Genuine quote, absolute genius:

 

Trump: “We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

 

 

And here is the first preview

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Genuine quote, absolute genius:

 

Trump: “We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

When Michelle Obama said "we need an adult in the White House" she was spot on.

 

Jesus, an adolescent would be an upgrade on this.

[Section_31]

Been caught on tape saying that when he met with the Canadian PM he completely made all his trade stats up off the top of his head.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Despite his hosting a rally in a previously solid Republican Pennsylvania congressional district, a 20-point swing to Democrats gave them the win on Tuesday.

 

I really hope the Republicans take a punishment beating in the mid-terms.

[Section_31]

Despite his hosting a rally in a previously solid Republican Pennsylvania congressional district, a 20-point swing to Democrats gave them the win on Tuesday.

 

I really hope the Republicans take a punishment beating in the mid-terms.

I think they can impeach him if they get the numbers can't they?

 

This is definitely the hard right's last stand on both sides of the pond I reckon, the kids just won't take it any more. It's always darkest before the dawn.

[Pureblood]

Been caught on tape saying that when he met with the Canadian PM he completely made all his trade stats up off the top of his head.

 

That's the sort of stuff his voters will love.  I can see him winning a second term.

[lifetime fan]

Been caught on tape saying that when he met with the Canadian PM he completely made all his trade stats up off the top of his head.

 

Would anyone expect him to have known them in the first place?

[Neil G]

I think they can impeach him if they get the numbers can't they?

It needs a two thirds majority in the Senate. Not going to happen.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Genuine quote, absolute genius:

 

Trump: “We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

 

This is actually brilliant.

 

Maybe they could fight wars, this "space Force." Wars in the stars. One could say that they fought Star Wars. Their motto could be "May the Space Force be with you."

[M_B]

[YouTube]

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[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Hello....

 

From the NYT

 

"The special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, has subpoenaed the Trump Organization to turn over documents, including some related to Russia, according to two people briefed on the matter. The order is the first known time that the special counsel demanded documents directly related to President Trump’s businesses, bringing the investigation closer to the president.

 

The breadth of the subpoena was not clear, nor was it clear why Mr. Mueller issued it instead of simply asking for the documents from the company, an umbrella organization that oversees Mr. Trump’s business ventures. In the subpoena, delivered in recent weeks, Mr. Mueller ordered the Trump Organization to hand over all documents related to Russia and other topics he is investigating, the people said."

[niallers]

The orangutan will try pardon himself if ever charges are brought by the houses! He'll also pardon any that have to give testimony against him. They'll not spill the beans, get convicted and he'll pardon them. It's fucking ridiculous.

[magicrat]

The orangutan will try pardon himself if ever charges are brought by the houses! He'll also pardon any that have to give testimony against him. They'll not spill the beans, get convicted and he'll pardon them. It's fucking ridiculous.

 

I like orangutans, Can we please just stick to calling him a fat orange cunt

[Lee909]

 

 

I like orangutans,

Not the only one

 

Apes and monkeys are superb.

How anyone can look at a chimp and not see the links to humans amazes me

[Anny Road]

Love Monkey World on Dave or Pick or whatever. The American woman is ace.