*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, Captain Howdy said:

Anybody who thinks they’re going down is going to be severely disappointed. Last season was the one.

They should have hone down but were cheating. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Over the past 24 hours, I’ve seen a lot of blues have developed a sudden laissez-faire attitude towards stuff getting thrown at team buses. 
 

Well, I didn’t expect that at all….

[Captain Howdy]

16 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

They should have hone down but were cheating. 

Yep

[Harry Squatter]

Just been to the Asda

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

14 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Over the past 24 hours, I’ve seen a lot of blues have developed a sudden laissez-faire attitude towards stuff getting thrown at team buses. 
 

Well, I didn’t expect that at all….

Same as their recent u-turn on Man City cheating ffp.

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Last time I got into an Evertonian taxi with all the shite like "born" plastered all over the taxi. He asked me if I was a red or a blue and I just said "oh I don't like football". Total silence for the duration of the journey. 

 

Should have said you were a City fan you'd have got a free journey, a blow job and some sarnies for when you got in. 

[VladimirIlyich]

39 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Last time I got into an Evertonian taxi with all the shite like "born" plastered all over the taxi. He asked me if I was a red or a blue and I just said "oh I don't like football". Total silence for the duration of the journey. 

You missed the 'I'm an Evertonian' after 'I dont like football.'

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Watched the match in town and then got a cab with my arl man to the Florrie for a gig yesterday,  As soon as we sat down, "Watch the match lads?" immediately identifying himself before starting on how we've been poor all year, Klopp as lost the dressing room, time to go. 

 

I asked him if he thought they'd get a points deduction this season, or next season for their made up accounts and he accused me of spending more time thinking about Everton than Liverpool.  

 

All the stereotypes are true.  We were only short of a "guess who was in here doing a line of Ket.....Salah" from shouting BINGO 

At least the gig was good though mate. Did you just do the 4pm one? 

[Paulie Dangerously]

7 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

At least the gig was good though mate. Did you just do the 4pm one? 

Yeah just that one. My da is a huge Love fan so booked us in. Caught the arse end of the the Beatles and then Mick Head 

 

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Yeah just that one. My da is a huge Love fan so booked us in. Caught the arse end of the the Beatles and then Mick Head 

 

We got there about 3.30 and just went straight upstairs. I thought it was sound..I love Mick and Love, so perfect for me really. Just a shame it wasn't a bit longer, but I expected just an hour. 

[Jennings]

2 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Watched the match in town and then got a cab with my arl man to the Florrie for a gig yesterday,  As soon as we sat down, "Watch the match lads?" immediately identifying himself before starting on how we've been poor all year, Klopp as lost the dressing room, time to go. 

 

I asked him if he thought they'd get a points deduction this season, or next season for their made up accounts and he accused me of spending more time thinking about Everton than Liverpool.  

 

All the stereotypes are true.  We were only short of a "guess who was in here doing a line of Ket.....Salah" from shouting BINGO 

Was that the Michael Head gig mate? Really fancied that. Saw him the other week at the IWF - by the docks. Awesome.

[cloggypop]

15 hours ago, johnsusername said:

I want them to go down (obviously) but there's also joy in seeing them in a perpetual relegation battle, even if they aren't relegated.

 

 

They can do that in the Championship 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Anybody who thinks they’re going down is going to be severely disappointed. Last season was the one.

This time last season they were three points above the drop.

[angie]

Had a dream Everton finished 18th. The weird thing is I don’t really dream and if I do I don’t remember them. It was wonderful.

[johnsusername]

Some massive games this week. Be interesting to see what the table is like on Sunday evening. 

[the chimp]

18 hours ago, an tha said:

Reverse mockering in full effect, pal!

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

The GOT squad are now saying that they should take their appeal to The Hague. You know, the international court that sits in judgement of war crimes, genocide, and the abuses committed by The Powers That Be.

[bizzle10]

37 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

The GOT squad are now saying that they should take their appeal to The Hague. You know, the international court that sits in judgement of war crimes, genocide, and the abuses committed by The Powers That Be.

To be fair they been committing crimes against football since 1995

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

13 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

To be fair they been committing crimes against football since 1995

Nah, they've actually been the victims of war crimes: Kaiser Willhelm in 1914 and Hitler in 1939 both committed atrocities leaving millions dead and, more importantly, stopping the Ev building dynasties that would have gone on to rule European football.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

The GOT squad are now saying that they should take their appeal to The Hague. You know, the international court that sits in judgement of war crimes, genocide, and the abuses committed by The Powers That Be.

 

To be fair, they do have an inordinate amount of ex-players who end up in one court or other.

[Wezza]

1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

The GOT squad are now saying that they should take their appeal to The Hague. You know, the international court that sits in judgement of war crimes, genocide, and the abuses committed by The Powers That Be.

Only chance of Europe 

[Captain Turdseye]

Any kind of points deduction, even a small one, dooms them to the Championship and almost certainly financial oblivion. 
 

The Football League spending rules would see them continually getting more points deductions. 
 

That stadium is already behind schedule and they can’t muster up any investors. 
 

 

It’s all really, really sad. Think of the knots in the stomachs of all the bluenoses right now and then think about how much worse it’s going to get for them. Just so, so sad. It’s enough to make a stone heart bleed. 

[sir roger]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Any kind of points deduction, even a small one, dooms them to the Championship and almost certainly financial oblivion. 
 

The Football League spending rules would see them continually getting more points deductions. 
 

That stadium is already behind schedule and they can’t muster up any investors. 
 

 

It’s all really, really sad. Think of the knots in the stomachs of all the bluenoses right now and then think about how much worse it’s going to get for them. Just so, so sad. It’s enough to make a stone heart bleed. 

 

Cap'n, the wife is away for a fortnight, don't be giving me erections like that.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Nah, they've actually been the victims of war crimes: Kaiser Willhelm in 1914 and Hitler in 1939 both committed atrocities leaving millions dead and, more importantly, stopping the Ev building dynasties that would have gone on to rule European football.

On the contrary, Hitler was not only an avowed Evertonian, he launched a campaign to conquer Europe so they would be eternal English Champions.

[Captain Turdseye]

16 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Cap'n, the wife is away for a fortnight, don't be giving me erections like that.

If my missus was gone for a fortnight I’d be spunking sawdust and incapable of an erection by the third day.