*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, niallers said:

Have we not got an "esk" equivalent to run the rule over their finances with a fine tooth comb, given the level of concern on here for our senior neighbours?

I'm deeply worried for the orcs

I know you're messing but there was an analysis by some fella on Twitter (a serious guy, seems to do it for them all). They're massively dependent on TV revenue as their commercial activities and gate receipts are pretty much irrelevant. Player wages have shot up, and they've spent over £50 million on changing managers (maybe with more to come if Silva gets the boot).

 

More here, it doesn't make good reading at all-

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They’re not quite up shit creek but they are approaching oh fuck spring.

 

The Dream Arena is still just that.

[Bamo]

3 hours ago, Aventus said:

So we get awarded 1 more penalty than Everton have, and it's all a redshite conspiracy. 

With the worst conversion rate in the league  probably not worth them having any pens anyway 

[aws]

Not surprised who tops that table.  

[Anubis]

Shades of highest squirrel in the tree....

 

Baines' left foot

Player Valuation: £70m

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A poem for Davey Moyes: -

We didn’t realise how good we had it at the time,
when Pip was our captain with his trademark chip down the line,
ever since you left it’s been a struggle,
what was your great team is now a pile of rubble,
oh David Moyes we dearly miss you,
poor Mr Silva bit off more than he could chew. 

Sometimes you don’t know just how ruddy good you’ve got it until it’s no longer there.

COYB!!!!!

[Trumo]

48 minutes ago, aws said:

Not surprised who tops that table.  

 

The blooshite fans are.

[House of Dirk]

Moshi has been monstrous.

[Pureblood]

3 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Edit: Who the hell is Pennington?

Bear type creature.  Enjoys marmalade sandwiches.  

[sir roger]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

Mirallas
McCarthy
Bolasie 
Martina
Vlasic
Sandro
Niasse
Besic
Pennington
Schneiderlin
Keane
Walcott
Tosun

 

 

Edwards gets half a billion for that lot I reckon.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

SteveO doesn't like this 

He does. There's half a billion quid in that list, by his valuations. Imagine going to Madrid and slapping that on the table...

[Harry Squatter]

 

No one still knows whether the fuck this is happening or not.

[manwiththestick]

5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

No one still knows whether the fuck this is happening or not.

I know mate.

 

 

 

It's not.

[an tha]

They'd be much better off just abandoning this pipe dream and spending a few quid redeveloping the pit to at least bring it up to say the standards of the 1990's.

 

Who in their right mind is going to invest in a scheme like the one they are dreaming about for a club of their extremely limited potential - in a pretty shit location and in a smallish city where they are hugely overshadowed by another club.

 

It is delusion to the point of stupidity.

 

 

[Anubis]

When they’re finally fucked off we should buy the bit that faces the river and erect a big fuck-off red Liver Bird with LFC under it and the caption ‘Welcome To Liverpool - Home Of Liverpool Football Club.’

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-ceo-denise-barrett-baxendale-15962541

 

Please Sir can we have a ground? It would make the area lovely too, go, gizza ground.

 

Why do Liverpool fans care? I think I speak for a huge majority of Liverpool fans from Liverpool when I say I could not give a fuck. Councils offering loans is my problem,  a Council who bought their old trading ground, improved it and rented it back to them? Seems totally fair and legit. No conflict of interest at all.

 

They have been begging for a stadium for 30 plus years, and I mean begging.

They have always wanted it for fuck all. And they know it.

[an tha]

I love the way the talk about it being on the waterfront as if it is practically next door to the 3 graces rather than the nigh on 2 miles down the road it is.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

57 minutes ago, an tha said:

I love the way the talk about it being on the waterfront as if it is practically next door to the 3 graces rather than the nigh on 2 miles down the road it is.

They want to be the 4th Gratis.

[an tha]

13 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

They want to be the 4th Gratis.

Nil Gratis

Nisi on the waterfront

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, an tha said:

I love the way the talk about it being on the waterfront as if it is practically next door to the 3 graces rather than the nigh on 2 miles down the road it is.

On the waterfront is where they belong.

 

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am,

[Harry Squatter]

Every year or so Peel produce renders of the docks with scaled down buildings. They were skyscrapers to rival New York and Chicago at first in a couple of years they will be red brick clad flats with a few Costa Coffee shops about.

[Lee909]

By the time they get funding sea levels will have raised by at least 1-2m and global warming can be added to the list of things/people keeping them down. 

 

Fucking Redshites using plastics bags just to stop them taking rightful place at the top of the league

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Mudface said:

I know you're messing but there was an analysis by some fella on Twitter (a serious guy, seems to do it for them all). They're massively dependent on TV revenue as their commercial activities and gate receipts are pretty much irrelevant. Player wages have shot up, and they've spent over £50 million on changing managers (maybe with more to come if Silva gets the boot).

 

More here, it doesn't make good reading at all-

 

 

That's brutal.

 

I find this easy to masterbate to.

[Johnlj]

8 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's brutal.

 

I find this easy to masterbate to.

It's all I have to masturbate too, as I've pretty much watched all on the top 20 sites on tblop. Even dwarfs. 

[Trumo]

16 hours ago, Mudface said:

I know you're messing but there was an analysis by some fella on Twitter (a serious guy, seems to do it for them all). They're massively dependent on TV revenue as their commercial activities and gate receipts are pretty much irrelevant. Player wages have shot up, and they've spent over £50 million on changing managers (maybe with more to come if Silva gets the boot).

 

More here, it doesn't make good reading at all-

 

 

 

They are extremely fortunate that every year there are at least 3 sides shitter than them, saving them from the drop and guaranteeing them a slice of the huge windfall from TV that the clubs have collectively bargained for. If that collective agreement was to end when the TV deal is next up for renewal, can they really hope to bring in as much as they currently are by negotiating their own deal, never mind better it? Their other income streams are absolutely dwarfed by those of several other clubs including ourselves.

[johnsusername]

19 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

I genuinely thought they'd sold half of those players...

 

Edit: Who the hell is Pennington?

He was in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade i seem to remember...

 

“The Pennington man is humble before God. The Pennington man… The Pennington man is humble. Pennington man… kneels before God."