Worst stand-up comedian ever

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Rushies tash said:

Isn't this thread about stand up comedy?

The last few pages have been quite funny, to be fair.

 

Admittedly, not intentionally.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, sh#t waffle said:

In fairness to Colonel Kurtz, there's absolutely no way you'd find any tories caught saying anything racist. Particularly not nowadays. I mean, imagine how stupid it would be for the actual, literal, current prime minister to have made undeniably racist comments in print.

For me, Johnson is well within his rights to pin that on Adam Smith if he chooses.

[Total Longo]

1 hour ago, Rushies tash said:

Isn't this thread about stand up comedy?

I've been laughing at some of the recent posts, definitely. 

[Rico1304]

I once went on a date to a standup show and dropped a pill.  First act was ok but the next three were incredible, best I’ve ever seen. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I once went on a date to a standup show and dropped a pill.  First act was ok but the next three were incredible, best I’ve ever seen. 

What sort of pill?

I'd recommend Viagra for a stand-up gig.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I once went on a date to a standup show and dropped a pill.  First act was ok but the next three were incredible, best I’ve ever seen. 

 

I once took a genuinely stunning Russian, whose English was good, but not great, to see Simon Munnary do one of his esoteric projector/animation gigs, she didn't have a fucking clue what happening from about thirty seconds in.

 

I'm going to assume she thought it was the worst thing she'd ever seen.

 

She confessed on the way home that she was writing a book about dating in London, I often wonder if I made the cut...

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

What sort of pill?

I'd recommend Viagra for a stand-up gig.

I don't think I've ever laughed with an erection. Laughed at maybe.

[Rico1304]

27 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

What sort of pill?

I'd recommend Viagra for a stand-up gig.

Ha. 
 

It was one of those dates that started ‘Ill come to the gig then I’m going home’ to ‘ill stay out for one drink’ to ‘you can come back to mine but you’re not staying over’ to ‘you can stay over but on the sofa’ etc etc etc.  

[Jack the Sipper]

3 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Maybe Marx's statue in Highgate cemetery will be the next one to be pulled down. I'm not holding my breath though. 

As I'm sure you're aware, it's actually been vandalised more than once in recent years by some scruffs, although it didn't draw much attention from the grifters that care about things like history, freedom of speech and all that because, well, this doesn't fit with the left wing cancel culture narrative they've been pushing as part of this phoney 'culture war'.

 

[Dave D]

Did someone say this forum has left wing leaning tendancies?

 

Kind of leaning in a more horizontally lying on top of sort of way I guess

 

 

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

14 hours ago, Total Longo said:

OK, i'm none the wiser, thankfully. Did see a clip of Mock the Week the other day, sadly, and this person was on it, sporting about 15 different haircuts at the same time.

V

That's what happens when you cut your own hair at home during lockdown

 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

That's what happens when you cut your own hair at home during lockdown

 

In the dark with hedge cutters.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

7 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

That's what happens when you cut your own hair at home during lockdown

 

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

In the dark with hedge cutters.

 

After eating a fistful of magic mushrooms

[sir roger]

9 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

That's what happens when you cut your own hair at home during lockdown

 

Looks like she has moved on to Boris Johnson

[magicrat]

Looks like she has escaped from high security halfway though having her head shaved .  A pitiful attempt to be noticed . 

[Herp McDerp]

Amy Schumer. Unfunny twat.

[easytoslip]

On 22/02/2021 at 08:14, Poster said:

Maybe because as men we finally reach adulthood in our mid to late 50s. So rather than laugh at some situation we think, well if you'd have done this or that you wouldn't have found yourself in that situation young man. 

True

[easytoslip]

I've never seen or heard the majority of these so called comedy acts, they just seem to appear out of nowhere on some shit kind of TV show of which I tend not to watch so hardly surprising. 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've enjoyed all their performances on taskmaster which is a show I thought I'd hate but love. Its like my first attempt at a DIY job and then afterwards the realisation of how I should of done it.

[sir roger]

That Zoe Lyons is that unfunny she has had to go down the shit quiz on afternoon tv route like that tedious small, tubby scots girl.

[Dave D]

Amazed at how many that are mentioned at the start of this thread 10 years ago are still doing the rounds 

[Section_31]

Fuck me, some bloke on Johnathan Ross called james acaster, never heard anyone this shit.

[Bruce Spanner]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Fuck me, some bloke on Johnathan Ross called james acaster, never heard anyone this shit.

 

Awful, I saw him years back in a small club and he was fucking terrible then, but since he's fucking everywhere.

 

How he has managed to convince people he's amusing I'll never know.

 

Entitled nonsense mainfested in an insecurity complex.

 

He's everywhere though and it's genuinely shite.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Awful, I saw him years back in a small club and he was fucking terrible then, but since he's fucking everywhere.

 

How he has managed to convince people he's amusing I'll never know.

 

Entitled nonsense mainfested in an insecurity complex.

 

He's everywhere though and it's genuinely shite.

Had never heard of him and he came on dressed as a crocodile, but was just completely and utterly unfunny. 

[Jennings]

This is soo bad it's kinda hard to watch...