Chicken or steak??

[Nantwich girl]

The Internet is brill for deciding what you want before you even go out :-)))

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

I might stalk you in Kendal. You can't hide.

[Nantwich girl]

I might stalk you in Kendal. You can't hide.

 

Ha ha kedal was months ago. ;-)

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Sorry, I'd have driven the 8 miles to Kendal to slip you one, but I'm not putting any more effort in than that.

[Captain Turdseye]

Lamb.

[Trumo]

The Internet is brill for deciding what you want before you even go out :-)))

 

Brill.

[melons]

No poll? RiS up.

 

 

Steak and a blow jobs not until the 14th apparently. Hope you went for the chicken.

[TheResonator]

I was about to say 'steak: it's not called chicken and blowjob day!' But then if March 14th rolled around and I was presented with a Zinger Tower burger I'd probably come in my pants.

[Pidge]

Is this "Chicken" as in, are you a bird and "Steak" as in, do you have a slab of meat about your person?

[razor]

Is this "Chicken" as in, are you a bird and "Steak" as in, do you have a slab of meat about your person?

 

Glad I'm not the only one to pick up the Freudian overtones.

 

It's like the Da Vinci Code that opening post.

 

I think most people believe "steak", NG. Which makes Tessie's offer all the more puzzling.

[VladimirIlyich]

It smells like fish but tastes like Chicken and thats the place you stick your d*ck in!

[a stoner]

It smells like fish but tastes like Chicken and thats the place you stick your d*ck in!

 

It's also the part that Nantwich Nige hasn't got. Yet!

[VladimirIlyich]

Reminds me of the quote of Carole Lombard,wife/partner of Clark Gable.

Gable was named 'The King of Hollywood' and was supposed to be well endowed but Lombard replied when asked if this was true 'If it was half an inch shorter he'd be called 'The Queen of Hollywood.'

[RoboRiise]

Is this a euphemism?

[VladimirIlyich]

Is this a euphemism?

 

Highly likely.

[Alan Sex]

[Guest TK-421]

Chicken fried steak, steak and blowjob, steak or chicken, Greggs fuckin' steakbake, have a fuckin' Greggs.

[Nantwich girl]

Steak won the day and the night and this morning :-)

 

Small thoughts and glad dreams, little whispers and galloping themes. The world is keeping us awake with it's constant murmuring, but let's try and sleep for a little while, just a while.... Die schone ende, :-) x

[JagSquared]

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While looking at this thread, my computer played this. Spooky.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Steak won the day and the night and this morning :-)

 

Small thoughts and glad dreams, little whispers and galloping themes. The world is keeping us awake with it's constant murmuring, but let's try and sleep for a little while, just a while.... Die schone ende, :-) x

 

If you are going to use German then at least get it right!! It's either schöne, or being as you probably don't have a German keyboard it is schoene with an e after the o replacing the umlaut.

[Uncle_Meat]

So, you need to use the interwebs to decide what you have for your tea?

 

*shakes head*

 

Young uns today. Fucking woeful. When I was a young lad pretending to be a bird I had to think for myself if I wanted a "sausage in batter" or "fishcake"

[Carvalho Diablo]

Wierd, I always had him down as a chicken fillets sorta gal...

 

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Chicken and steak together nige, you need those calories for your bulky frame.

[Magic Sponge]

Settle for the meat and two veg.

[VladimirIlyich]

Settle for the meat and two veg.

 

Before or after the operation?