Torres mega-thread

[William_Ulsterman]

If I see Torres in a chelsea shirt I think i'll vomit.

 

pass the sick bag

[wevegot5]

Too slow on keyboard here.

[Byrnie]

Sky have changed their story. Unbelieveable.

 

Also a times exclusive at 3 o'clock. China set to buy Torres.

 

Not really unbelievable, just the norm. What they saying now, Rob?

[waiting game]

The time claiming we have agreed 35m deal for Carroll

[Scouse_Datcha]

Not really unbelievable, just the norm. What they saying now, Rob?

 

That Torres has get permision to take his medical at schelski.

[redsoxs]

I can't understand why some ppl think carroll is not worth £25m+?

 

The lad in still only 22, had a England call up, scored 11 in 19 games, he look more & more the English Drogba by the week.

 

His stock will raise in value over the next 5-7 years.... look at Bent value.

[Glen C]

The Editor: Reports are emerging that Liverpool have agreed a £35million fee with Newcastle for Andy Carroll. Nothing confirmed as yet but we'll bring you more as we get it. Follow me on Twitter - @skysportsed

[RED Tezza]

OliverKayTimes: Ah, there you go. Liverpool have agreed £35m for Andy Carroll

[Captain]

I'm gonna cry if we're paying £35M for Carroll. I refuse to believe it.

[silverlining]

OliverKayTimes: Ah, there you go. Liverpool have agreed £35m for Andy Carroll

 

Oh. My. God.

[redsoxs]

This 35m will be with 3 year addons.

[Lario]

Watch Mongo Shit his pants over Suarez and Carroll, and pull out of Sunday's game with a back problem!

 

Also, Stoke won't know what fucking hit them either!

[Whelan]

If we have agreed the fee, it is over priced! No two ways about it, we have paid over the odds, but look no further than that lying, duplicitous little cunt in a chelsea shirt (sorry Torres, should have been more specific!) for the reason why. We have had to persuade Newcastle to part with their best player in January, within a day!

[Johnni]

No point buying all these strikers if we have no wide players to cross the fucking ball to them. One of the point's of getting Caroll would be he's great in the air but how many decent crosses do we put into the box each game.

[paddyberger15]

What is the best source of news on here? Thats right, it's Dave. Has he said that Torres is in London or that Caroll is in Liverpool?

Until such times, just lump on Torres still being here tomorrow. That's what I did as a betting man, and I did that on Friday.

Until Dave announces it, then fuck your Twitter right off. I love it when Dave gives me his tip.

[clareinexile]

I thought Carrol was fucked with a thigh injury

[Guest PurpleNose]

I can't understand why some ppl think carroll is not worth £25m+?

 

The lad in still only 22, had a England call up, scored 11 in 19 games, he look more & more the English Drogba by the week.

 

His stock will raise in value over the next 5-7 years.... look at Bent value.

 

Oh like Michael Ricketts you mean?

[Einch]

Oh. My. God.

 

Sweet Jesus...what? OK. If the King wants him fine.

[Whelan]

He was 25 million this morning!

 

We have been had, but in our situation we didn't really have much choice.

[Major Tom]

If we have agreed the fee, it is over priced! No two ways about it, we have paid over the odds, but look no further than that lying, duplicitous little cunt in a chelsea shirt (sorry Torres, should have been more specific!) for the reason why. We have had to persuade Newcastle to part with their best player in January, within a day!

 

I've noticed a recurring theme with your last few posts, Whelan. And I chuckle every time.

 

I am feeling your angst!

[betterman]

Carrol - 35 million. Jesus wept.

[Kennys_spell]

Oh like Michael Ricketts you mean?

 

Are you seriously suggesting Rickets is the same class as Carroll?

[kalasoma]

Is Carroll a badge-kisser? If so, I already don't like him.

[Red Banjo]

Oh god. This is Gianluigi Lentini all over again

[magicrat]

I can't understand why some ppl think carroll is not worth £25m+?

 

The lad in still only 22, had a England call up, scored 11 in 19 games, he look more & more the English Drogba by the week.

 

His stock will raise in value over the next 5-7 years.... look at Bent value.

 

I think his life style might didtate his future value somehow

Does he have a mate called five belly's by any chance ?