Soccer Aid ITV now.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anyone know why Mcateer is so down on this?  Been slagging it for days

[gkmacca]

Anyone know why Mcateer is so down on this?  Been slagging it for days

 

I think it's because he thinks Williams and Co ripped off his idea - Tsunami Aid - which was a one-off game the year before the first Soccer Aid. And they never ask him to take part!

[manwiththestick]

You have to have to be a footballer or a at least a z list celeb, dandruff shampoo adverts ain't enough.

[Section_31]

What an absolute panoply of cunts. Bishop, McGuiness, Whitehall, Williams, Ramsay and managed by Mourinho. Where's a lightning strike when you need it.

[Tony Moanero]

I think John Bishop is o.k. He doesn't make he laugh, but he doesn't come across as a cunt.

[Stickman]

People still posting about this shit?

[Section_31]

Sweet Jesus what a cacophony of cunts. Allardyce managing, John bishop, paddy mcguiness, Gordon Ramsay, Robbie Williams, the list is endless. Someone find me a Delorian and a phone number for Black September.

[Tom araya]

Just popped up on my phone "Leeds fans pay tribute to Tony yeboah"....is he dead?

[Section_31]

Just popped up on my phone "Leeds fans pay tribute to Tony yeboah"....is he dead?

If he is Ridsdale is probably still paying half his wages.

[an tha]

Soccer AIDS

[Tony Moanero]

Load of old shite.

[The Guest]

It’s basically Robbie Williams’ vanity project. He’s a complete twat.

[Em City]

Could be amnesty, but I like Gordon Ramsay.

[cloggypop]

Hope Jonathan Wilkes made the team.

[KMD7]

Hope Jonathan Wilkes made the team.

Yep. I never thought it could be possible to be a bigger cunt than Robbie Williams but he managed it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just popped up on my phone "Leeds fans pay tribute to Tony yeboah"....is he dead?

Possibly an old rumour.

 

https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/I-am-not-dead-Tony-Yeboah-602364

 

My Mum told me never to listen to rumours and now my copy of Tusk is worn out.

[manwiththestick]

Hope Jonathan Wilkes made the team.

Cunt's like Buble at Christmas.

[Bjornebye]

Could be amnesty, but I like Gordon Ramsay.

 

I do too. Its just a bit of fun for a good cause. Kids have a good day out too. No need to slag it off although I always route for the Rest Of The World team. Anyone remember Serge from Kasabians goal? Belter that. 

 

England XI

 

 

© Robbie Williams

Mo Farah 

Olly Murs 

Paddy McGuinness

Joe Wicks 

Michael Owen 

Jamie Redknapp

Ben Shephard 

Mark Wright

Wes Brown 

Lee Mack

Robbie Fowler

Freddie Flintoff

Myles Stephenson

Bradley Walsh

Phil Neville

Danny Murphy

Damian Lewis

David Seaman

David Harewood

Billy Wingrove

 

 

Rest Of The World XI

 

 

© Usain Bolt

Gordon Ramsay

Clarence Seedorf

Robert Pires

Yaya Toure

Brendan Cole

Edwin van der Sar

Patrick Kluivert

Kevin Pietersen

Dan Carter

Eric Cantona

Ashley Fongho

Jaap Stam

Martin Compston

Ioan Gruffudd

Jeremy Lynch

Nick Byrne

 

 

Twatfest

[Captain Turdseye]

Either my maths is shite or those XI’s are stretching the rules a bit.

[Stickman]

Sweet Jesus what a cacophony of cunts. Allardyce managing, John bishop, paddy mcguiness, Gordon Ramsay, Robbie Williams, the list is endless. Someone find me a Delorian and a phone number for Black September.

To be fair to Sam that's better than the squad he had at Everton

[The Guest]

Ben Shepherd is probably the biggest cunt on the whole list (after Robbie Williams). He thinks he’s some sort of hard case.

[sir roger]

RoW nice and sneaky there with a load of ex-pros. Hopefully they will batter Williams' lot.

[VladimirIlyich]

There is no such thing as 'soccer' in my book and wouldn't it be 'Soca' anyway as its a bastardised version of Association Football? As for the 'Aids' part,that tells its own story.

[Ginny]

That Olly Murs is the biggest bellend on the planet. He’s like mid thirties, receding to the point is forehead is now a five head and just being a general annoying prick

[halewood pete]

I'm quite looking forward to seeing how Usain bolt performs with a ball at his feet running full pelt.