Ferdinand Injured?

[The Special One]

Skysports luv. Here ya go:

 

SkySports Video Player (v09)

[Steve Holt]

Haha! Quality. Everyone stand behind Jamie and Stevie.

[The Special One]

=)

 

Looking forward to the World Cup now honestly. I'm not a fan of internationals but it'll be a distraction from everything going on at club level. And we'll get to see a lot of our boys out there.

[SammyAftershave]

Drogba breaks his arm, Jabba the Duck cunt injured as well. All it needs now is Cristiano Ronaldo to develop Dandruff in the next few days.

 

Fixed.

 

His advertising stock will surely diminish...and the stocks of BP oil will diminish commensurate with his recent hairspill in Louisiana.

[goatboy59]

 

"Now?"

 

"Now"

[manwiththestick]

 

"Now?"

 

"Now"

 

Ace. Repped!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

 

Gerrard to Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey, " Look destroyer, it's mong boy Terry at 12 'o' clock, go get him. "

[goatboy59]

Wayne does look rather worried there, doesn't he?

 

"I'm not English, I'm Scouse.........honest!"

[RobbieOR]

 

I'm absolutely gutted for Rio, obviously. I don't think anyone knows better what he's going through. I've had so many disappointments, me. It all started way before I became a professional footballer, when I was just four in fact, when the doctor came to me mam's house and said, "Mrs Robson, I'm afraid Bryan only has one tone in his entire vocal range - he's going to drone on like that for all of his life - even if you squeeze his nadgers really tight or he gets bitten by an angry spaniel" And then the footballing woes started. Signing for West Brom, Strindberg's least uplifting team. Then signing for the mancs. Then getting injured all the time. Every major tournament, there I was, being hailed as THE star of the competition, then me leg would just fall off - no one around, no attack, nothing - or me arm exploded, or a toaster fell on me knee cap, or one tiny widget from a NASA spacecraft would plummet to Earth and become lodged in me trapezius muscle. Once I got trapped in Claire Tomlinson when I was warming down. It was awful. So me heart goes out to Rio. Literally. I need a transplant. I hate air travel as well. I hope nothing happens to the plane...

 

Why the fuck have you waited so long to do another one of these? Its genius.

 

King missed training today.

[The Chief]

Why the fuck have you waited so long to do another one of these? Its genius.

 

King missed training today.

 

what's new that spazzie cunt hardly ever trains.

 

As for SSN saying Carra retired from internationls cos he didn't like playing at RB, when ar they gonna tell the truth and say that Carra stopped because that fucking bag of shite Wes Brown was getting picked before him.

[Caramac]

Breaking News...Duran Duran to release World Cup song

 

....His name is Rio and he watches from the stands....

[Brownie]

This is fucking cringeworthy!

 

BBC Sport - Football - England will recover from Rio blow - Steven Gerrard

[Guest PurpleNose]

This is fucking cringeworthy!

 

BBC Sport - Football - England will recover from Rio blow - Steven Gerrard

 

Saw that a minute ago. Cringeworthy, but also quite funny at the same time.