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Section_31
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It'd be a license to print money modern art if you had the rep and the nous to spin it in the right direction. If I was black I'd be all over that shit, taking my slavery displays into Liverpool schoo

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To be fair to Bjornebye, his sneaky picture taking skills are impressive. I once saw a fat bastard at Stafford Station eating a Mars Bar, then he hit the deck and started having a fit (looked a lot fu

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Regulars, be they of a pub, cafe, chippy or anywhere else who think they own the place. They're usually greeted by the barmaid/staff member with something along the lines of "here comes trouble!" Whic

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12 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Black, mate. Because of my three Dan black belt. I was actually taught by Mr Miyagi. Don't really like talking about it though.

That's exactly the type of twat you want to avoid. As I say, it's usually Ninjitsu they have a black belt in. 

 

See also, ex SAS, marines, paras, etc. Mad how many of them turn up in a bar, out of shape and talking absolute shite. 

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sir roger

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Went to pick the Mrs up from some fitness class and while waiting ended up sat next to the judo teacher whose class had just finished. He had spent the previous ten minutes boring the kids senseless about self-restraint & how to turn away from trouble and then as soon as they had gone he was bragging to some bloke he knew about knocking some c***out while he was working as an unlicensed bouncer.

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1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

That's exactly the type of twat you want to avoid. As I say, it's usually Ninjitsu they have a black belt in. 

 

See also, ex SAS, marines, paras, etc. Mad how many of them turn up in a bar, out of shape and talking absolute shite. 

True but this video of Turdseye when he came back up a few years ago kind of makes you think twice about questioning the ninjas 

 

 

 

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Elite

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7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

True but this video of Turdseye when he came back up a few years ago kind of makes you think twice about questioning the ninjas 

 

 

 

Not seen that in years, the lad had to move away in shame.

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Tony Moanero

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12 hours ago, cloggypop said:

That's exactly the type of twat you want to avoid. As I say, it's usually Ninjitsu they have a black belt in. 

 

See also, ex SAS, marines, paras, etc. Mad how many of them turn up in a bar, out of shape and talking absolute shite. 

Someone on my wife’s side of the family was in the SAS. He doesn’t talk about it to strangers in pubs but he is a MASSIVE cunt. Seems to think that those who do know should automatically respect him despite him having the morals of a slug.

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Dr Nowt

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Using the word “vile” online to describe someone. It’s the sort of thing Victoria Beckham’s snobby cunt ilk say about someone they look down their nose at, but has been commandeered by grown men arguing with people they don’t know.

 

Absolutely reeks of contrived hitching the skirts up feigned offence at something someone holding different political views has said, deployed in a bid to win whichever tedious moral oneupmanship cunt-off it is they’re having all day every day.

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Dr Nowt Grand Master

Dr Nowt

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See also typing out things like “X person who I fucking despise and post about daily is saying Y thing which makes her look like she’s finally lost her mind entirely. I’m actually genuinely worried about her health”.

 

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Mook Grand Master

Mook

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54 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Omg you okay?

 

Yeah just down here with me knee.

 

Simon Weston over here.

My missus is friends with her sister in law on Cuntbook & she does status updates every other day about her sore foot, runny nose, tennis fucking elbow or whatever other minor ailment she's suffering from. We read them & sit & piss ourselves laughing.

 

Some people have got serious self-awareness problems.

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General Dryness

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5 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

See also typing out things like “X person who I fucking despise and post about daily is saying Y thing which makes her look like she’s finally lost her mind entirely. I’m actually genuinely worried about her health”.

 

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Looks like Lizzie has finally lost it.

 

I'm not genuinely worried about his health though. I couldn't give a fuck about the cunt.

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