What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[aRdja]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Yes - they always give that option as well. So you can have either - or both if you are really hungry.

 

Land of plenty here y'know.

One of the best things I’ve ever eaten, is the Detroit-style pizza at Emmy Squared in New York. World class. Ample cheese on that pie.

[cloggypop]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Yes - they always give that option as well. So you can have either - or both if you are really hungry.

 

Land of plenty here y'know.

Yeah but American cheese

[TheHowieLama]

Well, kinda ...cheesefood is what we call it.

[Dr Nowt]

Still can’t get over that plate of Anies’. The eggs look like doilies, that mushroom is the copper in Reservoir Dog’s ear. Finished on a bed of honeycomb with satan’s anal polyps to the side, not forgetting a skin graft from porky fucking pig.

[Pidge]

5 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I ordered over hard, and they gave me over medium... they were fine.

I guess sometimes interventions take place incrementally.

 

Have you ever tried eggs literally any other way?

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

I guess sometimes interventions take place incrementally.

 

Have you ever tried eggs literally any other way?

Yeah, sunny side up... I didn’t like the phlegmy texture of yolk.

[Dr Nowt]

You should try turning the hob on mate.

 

Works a charm.

[aRdja]

Just now, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

You should try turning the hob on mate.

 

Works a charm.

As if I’d try cook that abomination myself. 

[aRdja]

There isn’t just one way to fry your eggs. Eggs over hard are as legit as sunny side up IMHO.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, viRdjil said:

As if I’d try cook that abomination myself. 

 

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

There isn’t just one way to fry your eggs. Eggs over hard are as legit as sunny side up IMHO.

Eggs over hard are just as legit as hard boiled eggs -- which of course pale in comparison to both eggs up and poached.

[cloggypop]

21 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Well, kinda ...cheesefood is what we call it.

Makes me appreciate your efforts in the FF cheese thread all the more to be honest 

[aRdja]

23 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Still can’t get over that plate of Anies’. The eggs look like doilies, that mushroom is the copper in Reservoir Dog’s ear. Finished on a bed of honeycomb with satan’s anal polyps to the side, not forgetting a skin graft from porky fucking pig.

I will concede that my photo doesn’t do it justice. I rushed it a bit because I felt weird taking a photo of it amongst my colleagues.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, viRdjil said:

I will concede that my photo doesn’t do it justice. I rushed it a bit because I felt weird taking a photo of it amongst my colleagues.

Your commitment to this thread, and ability to laugh it off, is commendable mate.

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Still can’t get over that plate of Anies’. The eggs look like doilies, that mushroom is the copper in Reservoir Dog’s ear. Finished on a bed of honeycomb with satan’s anal polyps to the side, not forgetting a skin graft from porky fucking pig.

Graft sounds like a tiny bit of heat may have been used. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

I will concede that my photo doesn’t do it justice. I rushed it a bit because I felt weird taking a photo of it amongst my colleagues.

I'd have been less embarrassed taking a picture of my cock in-front of them than sitting there taking pictures of that fucking thing. 

 

If you sent a picture of that to Robinson Crusoe he'd find a way to get credit just so he could send it back. 

[Tony Moanero]

25 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Eggs over hard are just as legit as hard boiled eggs -- which of course pale in comparison to both eggs up and poached.

Hard boiled egg butties are boss.

[Mudface]

48 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Yeah, sunny side up... I didn’t like the phlegmy texture of yolk.

Same. I've always hated runny yolks, whether in boiled or fried eggs. Like you said, it's the texture, it's just horrendous to me. I can tolerate over hard fried eggs as long as they're with other stuff; I dislike boiled eggs of any kind. Omelettes have to be cooked with bacon or something like smoked ham or pepperoni and I have to use a lot of chilli and pepper to make them palatable. 

 

On the flipside, raw black pudding tastes far better to me than when it's cooked. You tend to get put on a watch list if you ask for that though, so that's a private pleasure.

[aRdja]

19 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Same. I've always hated runny yolks, whether in boiled or fried eggs. Like you said, it's the texture, it's just horrendous to me. I can tolerate over hard fried eggs as long as they're with other stuff; I dislike boiled eggs of any kind. Omelettes have to be cooked with bacon or something like smoked ham or pepperoni and I have to use a lot of chilli and pepper to make them palatable. 

 

On the flipside, raw black pudding tastes far better to me than when it's cooked. You tend to get put on a watch list if you ask for that though, so that's a private pleasure.

Mudface knows. I’m out of rep. Will rep tomorrow.

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

On the flipside, raw black pudding tastes far better to me than when it's cooked. You tend to get put on a watch list if you ask for that though, so that's a private pleasure.

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

I used to be a bit partial to raw black pudding back in the day.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Try it, a lot of the flavour is lost when it's cooked.

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

Try it, a lot of the flavour is lost when it's cooked.

Nah, you’re all right. I’ll try most things

but black pudding isn’t one of them.

[Bjornebye]

Raw black pudding? 

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

I love that gif, by the way. I'm a newcomer to the forum, but have seen the 'Tony's ma' stuff from time to time. Every time you post that, I imagine it's her reacting after seeing a dick pic posted to her catfish Grindr account.