Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

[Anubis]

May the bin-emptying odds be ever in your favour.

 

 

[Section_31]

"Barack Obama has paid tribute to his personal chef Tafari Campbell after he tragically died in a paddleboarding accident in the water close to the former president’s home in Martha’s Vineyard."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 21/07/2023 at 22:18, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

 

He seems a well-balanced and rational chap, too.

 

Here's the story he's getting his knickers in a twist about.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/plan-divide-liverpool-13-neighbourhoods-27351527 

Fucking cranks protesting outside Liverpool Town Hall.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[VladimirIlyich]

What the fuck is this 15 minutes thing? The only 15 minutes I have heard of is '15 minutes of fame.' What is this bunch of cranks complaining about?

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What the fuck is this 15 minutes thing? The only 15 minutes I have heard of is '15 minutes of fame.' What is this bunch of cranks.

 

 

They think the latest thinking on urban planning - cities or towns you can reach all the services you need writhin 15 minutes - is The Powers looking to confine you to your zone. Or something like that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

At first glance, they look like harmless cranks - the kind of eejit who believes the moon landings were faked and Bill Gates makes fake snow - but in the last few years conspiracy theories have increasingly been used as a vehicle by some extremely unpleasant Nazi cunts; turns out that this was no different.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Scratch the surface of any new conspiracy theory and 9 times out of 10 you'll find the oldest conspiracy theory.

[Bjornebye]

Evil idiots 

[razor]

52 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Scratch the surface of any new conspiracy theory and 9 times out of 10 you'll find the oldest conspiracy theory.

 

True.

 

Do you remember when the left used to have the conspiracy theories?  About elites owning all of the wealth and power, and using the media to maintain the inequitable power dynamics of society?  And we used to march about it.

 

Isn't it amazing the way all of these - the language, the agitating organisation of small groups, the demonstrations - have been appropriated by the Right?  

 

But yes, you are right about the oldest conspiracy theory, Mal.

 

Start with "15 minute cities", or "climate change", and there's only six degrees of separation (probably less) before you're there.

 

As Carl Segan said, If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken.

 

So we double down and go again...

[Anubis]

Quite troubling that these twats are existing in the dark cracks in Liverpool.

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, Anubis said:

Quite troubling that these twats are existing in the dark cracks in Liverpool.

Stig's arsehole?

[Red Phoenix]

 

[Fugitive]

9 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

You get back in your faraday cage.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

23 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

So, you're saying that the Jews do control the world?

[Red Phoenix]

11 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So, you're saying that the Jews do control the world?

 

I'm going with Skrulls.

 

[Anubis]

This isn’t going to end well for hubby, or his soon-to-be amputated leg.

 

 

 

Cassandra very wisely giving herself a get out clause there.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

If you fancy laughing at profoundly stupid people, I'd recommend Tartarian Talisman on Facebook: lots of pointing at obvious and easily explained things and pretending that there's some deep mystery that "They" are hiding from us.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some morons on Twitter are giving each other "knowing" nods and winks about the number 33.  (It "keeps cropping up" and it's mad that there are still people who don't see "the connection".)

 

Anyone got any clue what fresh lunacy is this?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Some morons on Twitter are giving each other "knowing" nods and winks about the number 33.  (It "keeps cropping up" and it's mad that there are still people who don't see "the connection".)

 

Anyone got any clue what fresh lunacy is this?

This is the best I could find; it's laughably bad and has nothing to do with Lucy Letby.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Are you denying that Lucy Letby is 33 years old? See, it’s no wonder people push back. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 26/07/2023 at 09:52, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Scratch the surface of any new conspiracy theory and 9 times out of 10 you'll find the oldest conspiracy theory.

Anyone else think that "The elites are killing babies in Chester to harvest their organs" is a shit reboot of the Blood Libel?

[Pete]

21 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Anyone else think that "The elites are killing babies in Chester to harvest their organs" is a shit reboot of the Blood Libel?

Bloody Hollyoaks Village! 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[razor]

On 21/08/2023 at 21:20, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Some morons on Twitter are giving each other "knowing" nods and winks about the number 33.  (It "keeps cropping up" and it's mad that there are still people who don't see "the connection".)

 

Anyone got any clue what fresh lunacy is this?

 

It 'k33ps cropping up" does it, mate?  Not s33n it much myself.  Haven't b33n looking in the same places as you, maybe?

 

3 = C / 3 = C ----- Covid Crimes

 

Also, if you add up the prime numbers and aggregate the remaining integers, you get a numerical version of "Boris is Innocent".  Coincidence....?

 

But anyway, here's to FR33DOM!!!!