Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

[AngryOfTuebrook]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

That Lolo Ferrari died because her tits exploded 

And Marc Almond had a pint of spunked pumped from his stomach.

[TD_LFC]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

And Marc Almond had a pint of spunked pumped from his stomach.

 

Lightweight...can't handle his pints.

 

Was the Prince (or Manson) ribs thing ever debunked, that was always a popular conspiracy

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Lightweight...can't handle his pints.

 

Was the Prince (or Manson) ribs thing ever debunked, that was always a popular conspiracy

That one does the rounds every few years with a different (more current) artist.  It's probably Sam Smith these days.

 

Richard Gere shoves live coke-dusted gerbils up his arse.

[TD_LFC]

Don't we all?

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Don't we all?

 

I know yeah. AoT is one bad prude. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mook uses capybaras.

[Mudface]

18 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Mook uses capybaras.

 

He used to use Josephoartigasias, until he caused them to go extinct.

 

[Anubis]

The replies under the Concerned… tweet are unreal. Collective batshit insanity.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pesky NASA!

[Anubis]

Apparently, this was in response to living near a small grocery store.

 

[ZonkoVille77]

On 13/05/2023 at 19:52, Anubis said:

The replies under the Concerned… tweet are unreal. Collective batshit insanity.

 

 

 

I see this a lot lately. It seems to have gathered momentum for some reason. The education system has a lot to answer for. Absolute empty-head stuff.

[TD_LFC]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I see this a lot lately. It seems to have gathered momentum for some reason. The education system has a lot to answer for. Absolute empty-head stuff.

Wait until people realise that a concentrated form of the stuff in the chemtrails is coming out of their kitchen taps.

[Bjornebye]

On 13/05/2023 at 20:20, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Pesky NASA!

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/steam-locomotives-leaving-chemtrails-claims-victorian-conspiracy-theorist-20230620236587 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Huge, if true.

[Anubis]

Some of you are not real people. I have always suspected this and now have proof.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

She’s either pissed up and had murder with her fella 

 

Pissed up and a complete psychopath 

 

Or she actually sat next to an alien, clocked him and thought fuck this for a game of darts 

 

 

Either way I’d like her number. What a ride that would be. 

[TheBitch]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s either pissed up and had murder with her fella 

 

Pissed up and a complete psychopath 

 

Or she actually sat next to an alien, clocked him and thought fuck this for a game of darts 

 

 

Either way I’d like her number. What a ride that would be. 

Not your ex is it?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, TheBitch said:

Not your ex is it?

 

I wish. My kind of woman that 

[Razoray]

On 04/07/2023 at 07:30, Bjornebye said:

She’s either pissed up and had murder with her fella 

 

Pissed up and a complete psychopath 

 

Or she actually sat next to an alien, clocked him and thought fuck this for a game of darts 

 

 

Either way I’d like her number. What a ride that would be. 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Razoray said:

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Mel Gibson has a new film out about child trafficking I watched some clip of the actor Jim Caviezel talking about trafficking, children being murdered for their adrenaline about how famous people are involved and its the fastest growing organised criminal enterprise on earth and soon will take over drugs.

 

He seemed very on the edge.

 

Don't get me wrong I dont believe in the death penalty but I'd be tempted to have a global law that if you are caught as part of a human trafficking ring you are done. No prison you get dipped into a volcano.

[Anubis]

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

He seems a well-balanced and rational chap, too.

 

Here's the story he's getting his knickers in a twist about.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/plan-divide-liverpool-13-neighbourhoods-27351527