Office Christmas parties

[Remmie]

Will you be going this year?

 

Not many people I know are going to mine the sad bastards

 

Free feed, drink and shenanigans, why not?

[Guest TK-421]

Going to see the stage version of Billy Elliot in the West End followed by a meal, but it's on a Thursday and we're expected to work on the Friday which sucks ass big time.

[Cath]

There's only 2 of us so Xmas parties can get a little dull. If anyone would like to turn up with a couple of bottles of fine wine I'm sure we could arrange something. So, there you have it, you're all invited. Which date would suit everybody best?

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[Stu Monty]

Will you be going this year?

 

Not many people I know are going to mine the sad bastards

 

Free feed, drink and shenanigans, why not?

 

I was going to bear the twatfest this year but my cousin has rescued me with a wedding on the same weekend.

[Michael Howard]

I am utilising the firm's Xmas Party as a leaving do thus avoiding me unecessary expenditure and also avoiding me having to spend 2 nights out with the plebs. ba humbug.

[Guest molbyscorchio]

I shall be taking my more illustrious clients to Amaya, the finest and hippest Indian dining room in London, followed by some gentle jigging and mild shenanigans in Apartment 195. Burping may happen.

[Monkeywool]

Mine are notoriously shite. We had an x factor competition last year for fucks sake. Some moron dressed as Elvis won.

[RedinSweden]

I always go. I NEVER turn down free booze and food. We are also going skiing at the company's expense at the end of march which will be ace.

[Owen]

Abba tribute band.

 

Monday.

 

Minibus.

 

No, I shall not be attending.

[Karl_b]

We're having two, one joint with the other office. Free booze and a decent meal so Im there. Work also paid for us to go to Amsterdam last weekend which was boss.

[kopitegaz]

There's only 2 of us so Xmas parties can get a little dull. If anyone would like to turn up with a couple of bottles of fine wine I'm sure we could arrange something. So, there you have it, you're all invited. Which date would suit everybody best?

:party:

 

19th December would be an excellent date... (Arsenal match..?? what Arsenal match? £30 to watch that shite:sniff: . I'd rather get pissed on fine wine, then be sat on the roof of the cathmobile, while you and Mr Cath speed round the streets of Sheffield ;) )

[chrisbonnie]

i work for my dad, its just me, my brother and another lad, so we`ll just go to the dogs aor something, you cant really go mad when your old man is paying for it all

 

but check this out, my bird works for Guinness`s, their spending €80,000 on the christmas party this year, they`ve rented out the pod nightclub in Dublin, pretty much the best club in the city and theres some "bling" theme to it, so their renting out out massive lights to shine dollar signs into the sky

 

what a waste of money, but free food and drink all night, i wouldnt say no

[Duff Man]

I'm definitely off to mine. Free booze, free tucker and at least 4 tidy birds to get stuck into.

[Karl_b]

Had our first one last night. It was way better than I thought.

 

I even managed to resist the tasty secretary from the other office, despite her valiant efforts.

[Owen]

Got ours tonight, the first since we were taken over. 180 people will be there, and it's black tie. I've got my £49.50 penguin suit from M&S, and have painted my nails black on a dare.

 

Free food, open bar and a taxi paid for home. Rock 'n' Roll!

[RedKnight]

I hate everyone I work with. I stole a crate of Coca-Cola last night when I left and I'm staying home tonight.

[Christian]

I had 2 wanks last night and thus my loins are rendered obsolete.

[Stu Monty]

My xmas meal, and night out...in Wigan, is going on now. As you can see, I chose another path.

[Christian]

My xmas meal, and night out...in Wigan, is going on now. As you can see, I chose another path.

 

You made me laugh - I wish I could choose another path. A path where I controlled an army of robotic tigers that I could unleash on unsuspecting office party girls. Until they died.

[AVEEZ]

I went to mine - got absolutely well and truly wasted. Had a load of free grub then more booze than is socially acceptable.. left my hand bag in the pub along with my coat and scarf - but luckily due to the class nature of the public house we were last in this was returned to me purse money, credit cards, keys and my lip gloss and all.

[RedKnight]

Class with a capital C.

[RJ Fan club]

I went to one last night, got hammered.

 

Another one next Thursday.

 

We have to pay for ours, but fuck it, its a chance to leer at some of the fit women you work with.

[Guest TK-421]

Mine starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ah bollocks.

[Remmie]

Miserable Scrooge mother hubbards

[RedinSweden]

You made me laugh - I wish I could choose another path. A path where I controlled an army of robotic tigers that I could unleash on unsuspecting office party girls. Until they died.

 

Why can't you? Is it finances?