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  1. Michael Howard
    Maybe he just decided after all these years that he really ought to do some fuckin work for a change - and he deleted his account to remove the temptation to be drawn back in. He was a good egg TK . . . back in the day . . . .
  2. Michael Howard
    Is right.
  3. Michael Howard
    Oh fucking hell. It is going to be one hell of a long summer. Just roll on next season whatever and whoever it brings.
  4. Michael Howard
    Aldi frozen fish is quality. As is their own brand peroni copy lager. Amongst other things*. People who shop at Aldi look for quality produce at good value. We need an Aldi shopper manager /DOF as we ain't shopping at Waitrose any more. * But Aldi Jaffa cakes are the Josemi of biscuits. Or are they a cake?
  5. Michael Howard
    Partial to a pink wafer myself. Not sure what that says re manager issue.
  6. Michael Howard
    Finally bit the bullet and based on ur various recommendations invested in the sopranos box set £49 from hmv. - 7 episodes done since new year and only another 75 to go. Very promising so far - really enjoying it. Not what I expected. And the psych - worra milf !!
  7. Michael Howard
    Mission accomplished woy. Daily mail ( yeah I know) - anyway daily mail now reporting "Johnson slams hodgsons boring tactics and wants to leave in January". Quotes his agent - complete breakdown in relationship between player and manager. "boring tactics" ? Touché glen. Touché.
  8. Michael Howard
    I named my son after him. That's how much I love him.
  9. Michael Howard
    I am liking the new melons marquee. Great family tent - ESP with the fixed overhang at the front. A lot of tent to put up for a cheeky weekend tho. Brill for a longer stay.
  10. Michael Howard
    Katy perry in a cat suit. Nice.
  11. Michael Howard
    Stick with the design and call it the "Epic swindle bowl".
  12. Michael Howard
    It just seems so right at this stage in my life . . . .
  13. Michael Howard
    It would have to be "living apart". Couldn't be a sham. To be honest I'd be quite happy in the van. Own telly. Bit of peace and quiet. Cook what I fancy. But i could stroll across the 10' to the house to spend an hours quality time with the kids and put them to bed of an evening. Then i'd head off to the van and she can watch Eastenders and corrie. We could do the odd joint trip or camping holiday for the kids and even have the odd shag for old times sake. But I think that would be living apart enough for HMRC.
  14. Michael Howard
    Kat Slater and Alfie Moon in Eastenders. I'd been quite enjoying 'enders with its gritty depiction of Phil's downward spiral as a crack addict. And then along comes gobby porky essex girl Jessie no need to shout Wallace. And Alfie always a chirpy chappie me old china Moon. A pair of thundercunts the both of them.
  15. Michael Howard
    I'm wondering whether Mrs H and I would be better off divorced and instead of most of my salary going striaght into the joint account it can go via the CSA. She'll keep her child benefit and I'll live in a caravan on the drive. She would qualify for a fair few benefits as well i reckon - even with IDS's new system. How do i make this idea sound romantic then ?
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