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Jayden Danns, Welcome to the Party


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Jayden Danns:

 

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Turned 18 years old last month - Cost £0 - 3 appearances this season totalling 65 mins, 2 goals.

 

Antony (looks like a dickhead, likes to hit women):

 

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Cost £80m - 26 appearances this season, totalling 1,414 mins - 1 goal.
 

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43 minutes ago, an tha said:

Jayden Danns:

 

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Turned 18 years old last month - Cost £0 - 3 appearances this season totalling 65 mins, 2 goals.

 

Antony (looks like a dickhead, likes to hit women):

 

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Cost £80m - 26 appearances this season, totalling 1,414 mins - 1 goal.
 


You’re better than this.  The lads just bagged two goals and dropped an absolute belter interview and you’re posting Manc players in his thread.

 

I turned over to their game at half time and they’re singing sign on in a game against Forest.  They’re small time cunts that are obsessed with us.  Don’t get sucked in.

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1 minute ago, The Guest said:


You’re better than this.  The lads just bagged two goals and dropped an absolute belter interview and you’re posting Manc players in his thread.

 

I turned over to their game at half time and they’re singing sign on in a game against Forest.  They’re small time cunts that are obsessed with us.  Don’t get sucked in.

It was only a bit of a laugh after someone posted here he had now scored more goals this seasom than that overpriced mega flop knobhead Antony.

 

For the record the lad also has more winners medals than that mouth breathing biff Sir Harold the lionheart of Kaneshire.

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine the hyperbole if it was united he played for and two goals in his second game. Great start to his career.

Calm down mate. It was his third game. 

 

In his second game all he did was win a trophy.

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I wanna hold your hand, surely.

 

That lads called Jayden daa-aaa-aannsss

That lad's called Jayden Danns.

 

And when he's shoots the kop is happy and goes mad

And goes mad

And goes MAAAAAAAAD

 

might be a touch premature, but it's stuck in my head so had to say it.

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10 hours ago, Ashberry said:

Looks like a #9 but not in the big lumbering sense


Looks like a Harry Kane type to me; can hold it up and lay it off but a lethal finisher too. 
 

While he has a long way to go, he’s pretty much an additional, quality attacker on the bench from now on. Can see him getting plenty of second half minutes. 
 

 

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He can save Liverpool millions. He will probably start the Sparta Prague away leg. Looks to have a good goalscorers instinct looking at those goals last night and the footage of his academy goals. 

 

Don't think we will have any problems with homegrown quotas for the next few seasons. 

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